in which a famous football quarterback decided to break up with his girlfriend over the phone. the girl who answered wasn't his girlfriend. • "Hi, this is-" "I want a fucking girlfriend." "..." "..." "Well, as far as I can remember, I'm not an escort." • #30 in Featured as of July 8th 2018 #5 in Light Romance as of June 24th 2018 #1 in Light Romance as of May 14th 2019 #22 in Short Stories as of 26th August 2019

❝I- what? What are you talking about? Who is this?❞ ❝Well the bathroom stall says that this number is the gateway to a good time, and unless you're trying to say that a bathroom stall is lying to me, I think I need a little more information to be sold. Do you have like a yelp page I could look up? Past customer reviews? How many stars out of five?❞ ❝What are yo- oh my god, I'm going to fucking kill Marie.❞ (alternatively called: a lot of people shit with pens) written in dialogue // cover by xhemmingshugsx

"Help me," a frightened voice whispered. "STOP CALLING, especially at 2AM! It was fun but nothing special, a o-n-e n-i-g-h-t s-t-a-n-d." "Wait, what happened last night?" The boy stifled a laugh, through tears. "Superman lost his spandex's-wait who is this?" "Batman." - A boy made it his mission in grade eleven to add everyone in his grade as contacts. They all had a emoji for their contact name, unless they held significants to him. e.g: :) = 04 982 562 789 Now, two years into college, life is killing him. Literally. So he calls someone in his contact list, not knowing who, just asking for help because he was holding a bottle full of sleeping pills. He was the top jock, quarter back on the football team. Now he's no one.

in which a boy delivers waffles and a girl eats them. book one in the foodie series ✿lowercase intended✿

❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

"Hello, thank yo-" "Yeah, yeah cut the crap. I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza with extra cheese and garlic bread on the side." "Uh, ma'am.. We don't sell pizzas." "What are you talking about?" "You called the Taco House. We sell tacos." "...WHAT IS IT GRANDMA? YOU DROPPED YOUR TEETH IN THE TOILET AGAIN? Well, it seems like I've got an emergency to attend. Gotta go!" cover made by the lovely @write0013

"Don't tell me it's you again." "It is." "Oh my God." "Babe--" "No, stop." "I want to give you olive my love." #40 in short story - 16. JAN. 2016 #34 - 21/1/2016 #29 - 24/1/2016 #8 - 25/2/2016 #2 in cheese - 7/9/2018 BOOK #1 OF THE FAT FOOD SERIES

"Hello and welcome to Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?" "Hey Angel." "Hi? So are you going to call every day now?" "Maybe." "I'll take that as a yes." ////////////////// A phone call between a boy with nothing to do and a girl at work that lasts longer than expected ////////////////// Part of the dialogue trilogy! Can be read as a standalone! ✨Book 1: Sweet Caller ✨Book 2: International Calls ✨Book 3: Bookaholic Hotline ////////////////// R E V I E W S "I read this in one day and it's amazing. It's the cutest thing I've ever read in my life" @loveursalf "the cuteness inside of this book is astronomical"-@daraax__ "This book was beautiful, cute, and touching in ways I can't define. I love this book" @Cloudy_Dreamer00 "I LOVED THIS STORY!!" @BatgirlGeek "Aw this book is so cute, I love it 🥺❤️" @lebookworm07

Liam accidentally calls a young, annoying, fast-talking, positive girl at work. Intrigued by this girl and slightly guilty for his rude first impression, he continues to call. Can this newly formed friendship lead to something more? and what happens when dark secrets are revealed? Read 'Hotline' to find out more. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to my second story on wattpad, I really hope you enjoy reading this as much as I'm enjoying writing it. My first book on wattpad is called Hello, feel free to check it out. Please don't steal any of the ideas, characters or events written in this story. - Previously called Subway Hotline - - This story has not been edited, you have been warned. -

"Aloo--" "I'm hungry." "Problem solved! We deliver donuts, where do you want that?" "I don't. I'm craving McNuggets." "..." "And you." #14 in Dialogue (13 July, 2018) #68 IN SHORT STORY - 30/4/2017