for my racist ❤️

Childe goes to a new school and falls in love with a skeleton named Sans, who is the most popular boy in school. But, Angel Dust, the school bully, is also in love with Sans! With the help of Childe's new best friends, Bluestar and Sussus Impostor, he will win Sans' love before Angel Dust can. THIS STORY CONTAINS YAOI (BOYxBOY) DONT LIKE DONT READ (also, in case it wasnt clear, this is satire) (i also apologize if my hazbin hotel lore is inaccurate, i dont like hazbin hotel)

WARNING: massive smut. It's you first day working at a cafe but childe has his eye on you. Y/N's name="Saniamo" This was a joke LOL

zhongli and childe's adventures of the asshole

Donny didn't mean to do this. He just wanted some ass... But instead, he got you pregnant. You didn't believe in abortion, even though he wanted you to have one, so you were just going to have to work this out and hope that you didn't get assassinated. Read on for the juicy details...

In one small Ohio city, two men meet at a OFC and hit it off so well that even Thor was shook. Elon: is that the Tesla S3X cologne? Jake: naw bro it ya boys cologne and there's no competition cause everyone already shook

You awoke to a cold, dark, room. The air was thin and dry indicating that you were still North. You tried to move your hands, but they were tied by what seemed to be zip ties

for the voldemort fans xoxoxo

Disclaimer: The story cover does in fact belong to me! The characters however belong to BNHA creator Horikoshi! This book contains a bunch of different oneshots, going from the canon BNHA universe to different AUs imagined by me, as well as suggestions and requests from other readers!