❝ i mean... you can't really know that you're completely straight until you fuck another guy to make sure, right? ❞ ーyoonmin three-part smut.

❝ babe, teasing's my specialty. ❞ ーvkook three-part smut.

yoongi and jimin meet at the magic shop, the tattoo parlor where jimin works. date started: 06.09.18 KINKY SHIT GAY SHIT SEXY SHIT lots of nfsw shit yoonmin- namjin- taekook- AND IDK WHO HOSEOK WILL BE WITH YET

❝I'm horny❞ ❝And what do you want me to do about that?❞ In which Taehyung and Jungkook begin talking online. Not to mention the fact that they're horny fuckers. [an out of date, cringy fic that i wrote during my young, koreaboo stage for the love of god dont read this]

Jimin accidently ends up texting a science major instead of his best friend. Jimin: Tae! TaeTae🐯💜: Who's this? Jimin: Tae, stop playing dumb. It's me, Jimin. TaeTae🐯💜: I probably read that wrong because I'm suffering from a veisalgia, but the fuck is a Tae? Jimin: Tf is a veisalgia?

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."