"bob i love you" he didn't know if he could say it back... what would his wife say? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - for legal reasons this is a joke

What happens when you come up with some weird fanfic? I don't know, Just read. (Lmao beware theres some cancerous content) (Oof and offensive. Also, beware grammar natzis cause im not editing this.)

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Just.. just read whatever the hell this is.

A fluffy story about Shrek and Barry B. Benson. From the perspective of Barry, Shrek is almighty.