Hi Angel fish, I have been reading a lot of BAU chat fics and I don't think anyone really does it right. Most of them are extremely out of character (not saying mine isn't going to be) and I just think i need a place to dump my headcannons and such, so yeah. This is a BAU groupchat fic, i'm sorry that you might have to witness this. This book gets a little serious and will have some paragraph format. It does dive into some actual fanfiction dynamics. It's not going to be all humor, but I promise the humor and group chat stuff will always happen eventually. Many of the chapters follow a genuine storyline, however some stay on the lighthearted shits-and-giggles side. Hope you guys like the balance, peace.

Morgan has a girlfriend. He wouldn't if he would know how she treats Spencer. Prompt:"I can't stand you"

Finn is a neko, just like his mother and father. When Finn was 8 years old, he lost his father in a car accident. He thought that with his mother they could get through it but she blamed him for his father's death. Two years after the accident his mother married his father's best friend Jack. Jack also blamed him for what happened and constantly beat him up. After they kicked him out, he was searching for food, when he met Jem, the co-owner of a BDSM club called Tainted Angel. Finn instantly became attached to Jem and was unable to let him go. Seeing the poor neko Jem wanted to help him more than anything, not just because of his caring nature, but because the little neko sparked something within him.

COMPLETED [boyxboy] Carson Hughes is a bright light. Vinny Taylor is an enigma. ** After spending his summer away as a camp counselor, Carson Hughes comes back to his home town for his senior year. Things seem to be just as he left them until he finds out his best friend's brother came out of the closet and cut everybody out of his life. Kind and caring Carson can't help but want to understand this new Vinny. Vinny Taylor is falling, constantly going down and feeling like there's no end. His summer leaves him changed forever. After coming out and alienating himself, he spends most days locked away in his room until Carson comes back to town. Vinny's a mystery yet to be figured out. And Carson is up to the task. WARNING: Some of the content in this book may be triggering for some readers. Chapters with triggering content will have trigger warnings at the top with what the triggering content is. There will not be any graphic or detailed scenes of traumatic or triggering experiences. ~180k words

COMPLETED [boyxboy] After his religious mother kicks him out for being gay, Elijah Ellis moves in with his father, where his step-mother, step-brother, and half-sister also welcome him. Elijah aspires to continue doing what he loves and play hockey for his new school, but his past hookup with the closeted hockey captain, Fox Ridley, complicates things. While Elijah just wants to get through the season unscathed, Fox is hellbent on hating him. Elijah is unsure whether he will ever overcome Fox's hatred, or if he will remain on thin ice. ~171k words

Lincoln Wolf The first vampire to have ever walked the face of the earth. Made to be used as a tool of destruction, bringing about death, chaos, and misery to all who crossed his path. After centuries of following this desolate path, he broke free from the shackles which bounded him, but still doesn't feel truly free. He's experienced every emotion that resembled darkness, never approaching the ones of light. That is until he stumbled up a doe-eyed young man who made him feel the brightest emotion of them all.

Ranks: • #guyxguy #95 as of July 27, 2020 • #ulimitedpride #980 as of July 27, 2020 • #bxblove #788 as of July 27, 2020 NOTES: •All places but The White Dragon are based off real places in China. I have done research and made sure to spell everything right. People in the story and the events are not real.

Troy Brooks never expected to be accepted when he found his mate. Being the gay Omega, he hoped his mate would reject him gently. What happens when Troy finds his mate? What happens when his mate, is the Alpha? DO NOT COMMENT RUDELY. DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE GOING TO JUDGE.

Al is too dangerous to be loved. The boy was down right too agressive, dominating, egotistical, and sadistic. Everybody knew better than to fight the notorious bad boy, little do they know it wasn't just because of his strong personality that makes people around him submit. It's because Al happens to be a werewolf; an Alpha. Al was a storm. Well...so was the mysterious newbie. But the thing is, he was only human and Al may have just stumbled across someone that'll become his addiction. Someone that will be the death of Al.

Lucas is finally grown and ready to find his mate. But with an overprotective sister... Yeah I said sister its difficult for him to mingle with all the hot guys the world has to offer. Ow yeah forgot to mention he is gay and a rare type of wolf. Not your regular black or white type of rare no he is the first of his kind type of rare. He is colourless and its all because of a curse a scorned witch placed on him because she is madly in love with his mom Taylor. Now because of this everyone is either trying to help him or kill him. He meets someone who can help save him but the catch is they are mates and his mystery mate is the vampire king.