"I missed having a little cas in my life." He smirked, letting his eyes show a little life. It was a sight to see and no words could do it justice. "What's cas?" I frowned, confused. "It's who you are. Crazy, Awkward, and Sweet." After her mother takes a job out of the country, Matey Greer is sent to live with her estranged father and his new family. The wooded sleepy town of Palo Ville is a stark contrast to her fast life in Miami. But with a larger than life character like Matey - things will undoubtedly shake up. Follow Matey as she embarks on the cusp of something a little Crazy - 'Like kissing the scariest girl in school', a little Awkward - 'Like accidentally impersonating a doctor', and a little Sweet - 'Like falling for a guy who is seems wary of love.' ||BEST RANKING: #1 IN HUMOR|| ||BEST RANKING: #34 IN TEEN FICTION||

Highest rank - #1 in humor 28/9/2017 [Book 1] Imagine this ~ You think that you are sleeping in your comfortable bed, next to your three-year-old brother, but then you open your eyes to see three good-looking guys staring at you. The worst part is that you are in a moving car, laying on their laps. ××××× Ariel O'Connor is a sassy, sarcastic, funny, caring, and confident 19-year-old. What will happen when she wakes up in the wrong place in an unusual situation? What will she do? Here's a tip: Watch your language, and do not eat her Oreos. #Book 2: You Are In Hell Boys #Book 3: We'll End up in Hell Boys ××××× DO NOT STEAL ANYTHING FROM THIS BOOK! All Rights Reserved 2017

I continue throwing pebbles at his window, a grin on my face. He finally opens his window, glaring at me. "What do you want Matthews?" "I have a really important question! It's a matter of life and death!" "What?" "Do you have a cat?" "Oh my god, you're so annoying... just... go to sleep." "But-" "Go to sleep." he says with a small smile. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Annoying. Weird. Maybe a little bit sassy. Frost Matthews makes a sad day become a happy one. No matter how annoying she can be, she never fails to make someone smile. But then there's Nova Hurkins. The cold, heartless popular boy at Fareview high. His heart was broken by his one and only, 'true love'. He's always found Frost's annoying self, well, annoying. He can't stand her at all. She's warming his cold heart, slowly but surely. And even though he can't stand her, he just can't stay away from her annoying self. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ this book is stupid. beware. \\CRINGE ALERT// [ UNEDITED ]

"Are you crazy?!" He asked me for the zillionth time. "Yes!" I replied, hopping over another trap. "How did I end up having you as a partner?" He muttered under his breath. I giggled, "You better hurry up, rookie, 'cause I can sense hounds coming our way." "Hounds?" Before I could answer, an alarm going off stopped me. I giggled, "Time to die!" ▪▪▪ Dayana (Nope, it's not Diana, it's Dayana),more known as Ana, is your typical crazy bitch. Well, not crazy as in thinking aliens are real. More like the 'oh-there's-a-killer-I-should-go-play-with-him' crazy. Maybe that's why she's in a gang... more specifically the 'ace' of the gang. Xander is that 'cute-boy-next-door' kind of guy. He's super sweet. Most girls swoon for him, others already think their 'together' just because he's sweet to them. Most boys wanna be his friends to be with girls, while others wanna be his friend 'cause of his friendliness. Although our dear Xander here is sweet, he can't help but get in trouble himself. So when you see a girl killing someone with a candy cane (I am so SORRY for all those candy lovers out there), he is forced to join a gang which his father used to be a part of in his youth. Buuuuut, do you guys know who candy cane girl is? You already know so I won't have to tell you. {Highest Rankings- #40 in Humor, #6 in 'weird', #2 in friend-zone}

"Uh..." was all I could say. Being surrounded by five hot guys is probably every girls' dream, but this is a nightmare because... They have flip flappin' guns. ▪▪▪ Uh-oh. Dayana is now in college. But guess what? It's the same college that some old... FRIENDS go to. Despite losing memories and getting a new home, she's still crazy. But no more split-personality. Well, not as crazy as before, though. Just the crazy type that would act as if she's ignorant to every little thing. Xander is not so well. He's still sweet, yes. He's still in CBG, yes. He's still good-looking, yes. But he's not as happy as before. He knows he lost his Crazie without Dayana even knowing she lost her Sweetie. But he's patching up, he's a-okay, as he always says in the morning. Is Dayana still Dayana? Or does Xander have to find his Crazie himself? Of course, their relationship needs to contain the Sweet Kind of Crazy, so let's go find it. Little do they know, some things just aren't meant to be found. ▪▪▪ Book 2 of Sweet as Sugar, Crazy as Hell. Please read the first book if you haven't, thank you! :) Highest ranking: #1 in 'weird' SLOW UPDATES

She's a wild, free spirit who sees the good in everyone, and he's the hardened, bad-tempered loner who wants nothing to do with her-yet no matter how hard he tries to push her away, she's the one temptation he can't escape. *** He's never met someone with such a bubbly personality. Not to mention the wildness and odd phrases she says every five minutes. He hates it. He hates how he can't stay away from it. He hates what she does to him; it's not like him to chase after some girl. She gets under his skin like no other. She's never met someone with such a bad attitude. He's ill-mannered and menacing. The glare never seems to leave his face. Considering it all, she can't help but feel the attraction toward him. Dangerous attraction toward a seemingly dangerous man. Maybe it's the tattoos on his arm that gets her attention. Or maybe it's because she can tell there's hope for good under his rough exterior. And she's about to find it, whether he likes it or not. It's no secret that the two of them are complete and total opposites. *** "You like being called Sugar, don't you?" I tease, placing my toothbrush back after finishing. He does the same and gives me a side-eyed scowl. He grips my chin harshly and kisses me. My body temperature raises a good ten degrees and my right leg goes all wiggly. He pulls away. "You like it when I kiss you, don't you?" He teases the same way I did to him and I'm left blubbering. "I think both of our questions are rhetorical," I lower my voice up at him. His lip curls up into a smirk. *** #1 in Young Adult #9 in Badboy #1 in Cold #3 in Goodgirl #1 in Sweetheart #14 in Love *** *Warning* This story contains mature themes (language, scenes)

[THIRD BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Why don't you go for a hike in those ridiculous death traps you call heels." I suggest. "Maybe you can fall off a cliff while you're at it." "Y-you bitch!" Is her amazing reply. I roll my eyes. "Amazing comeback. Do you want a cookie?" "Shut up!" She squeals, stomping her foot. "I don't want to hear your voice!" "I'm just replying to your stupid ass comebacks, puta." I tell her. "If you want me to shut up and not hear my voice, you should walk far, far away. Right into a shark's mouth." "Ugh!" She stomps her heeled foot again and storms off. "You're good." Blake says from next to me, an amused smirk on his pink lips. "Well, duh!" Harmony stretches out. "Her mother and grandmother are both queens, so obviously she inherited it." Rose tells him. Then Ryder, Tyler, Carter and Kiev rush over to us. "Hey, if you guys see a fuming Ms Hayfer covered in paint, tell her we moved to Mars." Ryder pants out before they run off again. Just then, a fuming Ms Hayfer walks over covered in green paint. "Where are they?" She questions angrily, stopping in front of us. "Wow, Ms H. Green is definitely not your colour." Blake says bluntly, making Rose and Harmony giggle into their hands. "Where. Are. They?" She grits out, teeth clenched. This time I answer her. "They moved to Mars." *~* (THIS IS THE THIRD BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA' SERIES.) BOOK 1: HIS OREO PRINCESA BOOK 2: HIS LITTLE DEVIL BOOK 3: HIS BEAUTIFUL AMORE

[SECOND BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Of course I'm just like my mother." I roll my grey eyes. "I popped out of her uterus." "Miss Paris!" "Ms Hayfer!" I mimic my History teacher. "Ms Hayfer, think fast!" Ms Hayfer turns her head just in time to get nailed in the forehead with a paper ball. "Mr TeNana-Williams!" She fumes. Raziel shrugs innocently. "What? I told you to think fast." "Ms Hayfer, catch!" She turns around and an eraser lands in her mouth. She spits it out. "Mr Hale!" River shrugs and gives her a smirk. "Ms Hayfer, watch out!" Jayden throws a pencil, which nails her in the forehead. "Fee-Fee Fuzzy Poops will shove his horn so far up your a-" Ashlynn starts but is cut off by Hunter. "So far up my what?" He continues to poke her arm. "YOU SIX ARE THE SPAWNS OF SATAN!" WARNING: Mentions of abuse and r*pe. *~* [SEQUAL/SPINOFF OF: HIS OREO PRINCESA] BOOK 1: His Oreo Princesa BOOK 2: His Little Devil BOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore

[FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS' SERIES] [2017] "Hi." Kyla smiles nervously. "Hi." Cole greets back, just as nervously. The boys and I share a roll of the eyes. I sneak a look at the teacher in charge of detention and find him asleep. I get out of my seat and walk over to Cole and Kyla. "Yo! Hi, hi, how are you? How are you? Now kiss!" I grab the back of each of their heads and smash them together and back away as they lock lips. They freeze, both of their eyes wide open, before they relax and start kissing eachother passionately. Cole put his hands on her waist and Kyla wraps her arms around his neck. "YASSS!" Reese shrieks as he lifts me up in the air, hugging me. "You did it lil' sis! Your got Cola to kiss!" "I'm older than you!" "The plan worked!" Kayden cheers, high fiving me. "Of course the plan worked." Nate says in a 'duh' tone. "Storm came up with it." *~* Summer-Storm TeNana-Williams is just a normal girl who attends high school and loves sports. She has a best friend since kindergarten and an amazing family. Did I mention she's a quadruplet? With three other brothers? And her brothers' best friend has been her mortal enemy since, well...forever? Whatever, it's not like anything can go wrong when Summer-Storm, her brothers, her enemy and her best friend are all together, right? WRONG! *~* (THIS IS THE FIRST BOOK IN THE 'HIS OREO PRINCESA'). Book series: BOOK 1: His Oreo Princesa BOOK 2: His Little Devil BOOK 3: His Beautiful Amore

{FIRST BOOK IN 'THE GIRL IN THE HOODIE' SERIES} {2014-2018} A girl moved to California two years ago. No one knows what she looks like. All they know is that she wears a hoodie. *~*~*~* "HOLY SHIT, NOAH! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET THE TROLLEY GO?! COME BACK! OH MY FUCKING LIFE, FIZZY DRINKS UP AHEAD--" BANG FIZZ POP "...am I dead?" I'm suddenly grabbed by the back of my hoodie and pulled up from the ground and out of the mess of the opened bottles of fizzy which had exploded when the trolley and I crashed into them. My hands instantly go to my hood and I sigh in relief to find that it hadn't fallen off through all of that. I turn my head and look the the employee who's holding me, his face completely red and the vein in his neck throbbing. "Wassup, dude?" I smile sheepishly. *~* {HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in Funny #1 in Sad And #1 in Cancer apparently }