Spirit animals, but very low quality

A strange new creature has fallen to Erdas, one with strange powers that the citizens never would've dreamed of. But the Redcloaks discover this entity first, and what will happen when they decide to use it for their own ends...? The image on the horrible self-made cover is not mine.

❛ we wrote our own story ❜ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 . . . dark and light return to erdas, a forgotten friendship is rekindled, and the test of true love proves to endure all.

This is a parody of CinemaSins' Everything Wrong With Series, for the book Spirit Animals: The Dragon's Eye

An evil witch has brought back darkness into the land of Erdas. Her original plan was to resurrect King Feliandor which she had done, but she also brought back all of the Greencloaks and Conquerors from both wars accidentally. Shane attempts to bring his army back together, while searching for the fallen Greencloaks who are nowhere to be found. Conor, Abeke, Meilin and Rollan have no idea about the resurrections, until it is announced by Stetriol that King Feliandor has returned. Seeking revenge from Kovo and Gerathon, King Feliandor brings to Erdas the Third Devourer War. This war is not just between the same three armies, but five. Two new armies have been made, each resembling light and dark. This will be the greatest war that the world has ever seen. Will there be a chance in saving Erdas now? Author's note: This is not an official Spirit Animals story. It is only fanfiction.

In the world of Erdas, Greencloaks and Conquerors are acting strangely. Their only mission is to be as fabulous as Cabaro The Lion, but to succeed they must argue and fight to win. Gerathon wanted chocolate muffins, but Halawir had eaten all of the chocolate while Drina took the blame. It all starts with just a cup of coffee spilling, and Olvan's rage over it. Former Book Title: Spirit Animals: Random Moments