This is a random Goodboyhalo and Badboyhalo au I've created. I hope you like it! And some of the personalities may be different in order to better fit the story. The art is not mine, and I do not take credit for it. It belongs to its creator. This story was also formally called You Can't Have It Either if you wanted to know.

This story has Tommyinnit, Philza, Technoblade and Wilbur as the main characters. THIS IS NOT MINE! THIS IS Thcscus (blujamas)'s WORK! GO AND SUPPORT HER!!!

These are all posted on ao3 at peachykeen14 but I realize some people do not have access to ao3 so I figured I'd post them here

I HAD A CUTE SONG HERE AN ITS GONE FUCK U WATTPAD

All characters are from the Dream SMP, unless stated to be an OC Idea from the dream smp au Rewind by Anonymous [Non]

(OFFICIALLY REWRITING!) {𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐝: 𝟐/𝟏𝟓/𝟐𝟏} "Sam, we're getting nothing in return!" Puffy yelled back, standing, "Everyone is at each other's throats all the damn time; every little mistake causes a war! For Pete's sake, Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo all have been manipulated and isolated! They're seventeen, Sam; children!" * * * * * * (2/15/21: rated mature for death and blood) This AU is where some of our favorite DreamSMP characters run away from their home. Need I say more?

In the ups and downs, this is the most wholesome and unlikely ship ever, holy hell- This account and one shots book is dedicated to this endangered ship! 🍓 I was laying in bed at 1:40am scrolling through the Techhalo tag, and I couldn't find anything that I hadn't already read and loved. So, I decided to make my contribution to the Techhalo community! I hope this will help with your hunt for stories! And, if you're new to the ship, give it a chance! It's adorable! Summed Up Information: (I'll add onto this as I discover more things/ get more ideas) Things I Will And Won't Do: I Will Do: 🍓 Fluff 🍓 Wholesome Interactions (I live for this) 🍓 Angst (For you angst lovers) I Won't Do: 🍓 Smut/Anything Sexual (Because I'm incapable-) Head Canons / Facts: 🍓 The S.B.I. Family Is Canon

This was the day, the Almighty, Technoblade, and the Great diamond boy, Skeppy, will be paired up to finally see, which one of the two heroes is the best. ... That would've been the story if the two had indeed been paired up. The problem is, they were not. He should've known better that they would never ever let him and Skeppy team up in an event. They'll floor everyone on the team scoreboard. So the hosts decided, what if, the ruthless blood god were to team up with the sweetest muffin? "This story is complete and due to the unexpected news/circumstance, it won't be touched anymore by the Author. Whether to give notes or an update. Thank you everyone for sticking with the ride." [Has been #1 on TechHalo since the beginning of time...] [Edit (01/07/22) Legends Never Die. Technoblade will always live on in our hearts.]

(SPOILERS FOR DREAM SMP!!) Tubbo has served as the next Schlatt. Tommy has served as the next Wilbur. But who's the next Dream, you ask? A Crimson Egg appears out of nowhere. After a certain amount of time, BadBoyHalo becomes corrupt to it, and wants to maintain the chaos and blood vines it spreads. What will cost him to succeed? "Do you think I picked that location for no reason? Do you think this location was just... happenstance? Do you?" "D o y o u , c h a t ?" ... THIS IS A FANFICTION! ANY EVENTS THAT TAKE PLACE HERE ISN'T TAKING PLACE IN THE ACTUAL DREAM SMP! ALSO CHARACTERS NOT MINE OBVIOUSLY! This story takes place after Tommy and Puffy rescues Sam from the Crimson Egg in January 25, 2021. TRIGGER WARNING! SWEARING, MENTIONS OF DR*GS Updates every Sunday, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 7 am EST (Will do daily at 7 am EST if I finished all prewriting) Book cover art by me (I posted it on Twitter, @Disconnect_Halo)

Techno discovers that Bad also have voices in his head, will they be able to go thorough this together?