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Bonds by gloomyblueberry
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There were complaints about a baby crying in Aizawas patrol route so, naturally he went to sort it out. what he did not know is that this mission would change his life for ever and definitely for the better. I'm not good at descriptions, I'm so sorry This was my first fic and it is so cringey, I'd personally reccomend not reading this peice of crap at all but y'all do what you want, I'd delete it but my friend hit me when I tried to so....no And none of the art, characters or pictures are mine There will be Cursing Femdeku Maybe some more stuff if you're not comfortable then dont read it or just try and ignore it
Wrong number by jpatt82
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One day you receive a text, it's was obviously a wrong number situation. Instead of letting the person on the end of the line know they had reached the wrong person, you went with it. Little to your knowledge the man on the side of the text massages is Sebastian Stan. The two of you strike up a quick friendship, will you ever meet this new found friend? When you do how is your life going to change after you realize the things you've told the successful actor? Rated: m
Staff Chat by carver_edlundd
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Izuku: ohmygod Dig: he's doing it again Izuku: ERASERHEAD??? Aizawa: Nedzu, who's this? Rat God: a human child that was spontaneously and suspiciously added to this chat. We're having a conversation with him ~Alternatively~ Izuku is "accidentally" added to a chat full of U.A. staff and is subsequently adopted. Immediately. What could go wrong? *UPDATES WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT CUZ I GOT D E PRESSION
An American at Hogwarts: Book Two by CaptainSophieStark
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Alexa Stark, daughter of Tony Stark. She's an official wizard, in more ways than one after a year at Hogwarts and some teaching from Strange. She survived her O.W.L.s and is ready to return to Hogwarts for another school year, but when an old tradition is brought back at Hogwarts, will she be able to rise to the challenge? **************** Alexa Stark has officially survived her first year at Hogwarts. She learned five years worth of material in just nine months (with the help of Kahoot, Jeopardy, and Quizlet Live), and she introduced the wizards to a little bit of the muggle world. She made new friends, and dealt with her first solo superhero crisis. She even managed to keep everybody from dying! Now she's going back for her sixth year, but if she thinks she's seen everything the Wizarding world has in store for her, she's wrong. Sixth year brings all kinds of new challenges, and she'll have to rely on her friends--and of course, the training she got from her paranoid family members--to see her through. After everything she went through last year, this should be a piece of cake, right? **************** "You've got a Howler!" "A what?" "A howler! It's a letter that yells at you, and it gets worse the longer you ignore it!" "Who the hell would send me a howler?" "I don't know, but you better open it!" "Alright, here goes..." "ALEXA! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU CAN SEND YELLING LETTERS? THIS IS AMAZING! ANYWAY, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW DUMB THE CAPSICLE LOOKED THIS MORNING IN TRAINING..." **************** Cover by @Mrmilo15 The first book in this series is An American at Hogwarts, and you really need to read that first for this book to make sense. Like the last book, this will mostly follow the Harry Potter timeline, but it won't really follow the Marvel timeline at all. I don't own any of the Harry Potter or Marvel characters or storylines, and I update every three days.
An American at Hogwarts by CaptainSophieStark
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Alexa Stark, daughter of Tony Stark (yes, Ironman. No, she can't help you meet him). She's always followed in her dad's footsteps, and at fifteen years old, she was already a tech wizard. One day, after a mishap at an MIT pre-college program, she finds out she's also a real wizard. **************** Weird things had always happened to Alexa; it was just a fact of life. But when she accidentally explodes the other team's science project, she realizes "bad luck magnet" doesn't cover things anymore. Alexa never believed in magic. She relied on science and fact, and she wasn't interested in going somewhere that didn't even offer physics. But when the opportunity comes up to go to a school in the UK (and spread her wings beyond her dad for a little while), she gladly accepts. It's time for Alexa Stark to make her way to Hogwarts, albeit a few years late. If anyone can catch up in time for fifth year, it's this girl. She's ready to turn the magical world on its ear. **************** "Dad, have you seen this school supplies list?" I asked. "No, what's on it? Shouldn't you already have it all? You were just in a pre-college program." "No, it's stuff like quills and parchment!" "What?" "Yeah! Look, I don't care what this list says, I'm not writing essays with quills." **************** Hey guys! So this is going to synch pretty well with the Harry Potter timeline, but just a heads up that it might not match very well with the Marvel timeline. This book starts at the beginning of Harry's third year, and Alexa's fifth (she's in the same year as the twins). I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters or storyline.