❝You know, when most girls go on a date with me, they don't bring a 20 page terms and conditions book with them.❞ ❝Well this girl does so suck it up and sign. Don't worry, it's all fairly standard although I'd recommend you read the truth clause...❞ ▬▬▬▬ Sirius Black had a reputation for loving and leaving girls but Ora was determined not to just be another 'funny' anecdote. When her inevitable date with Sirius Black rolls around, she's determined to outwit the master and figure out every way he could ditch her and stop it... or use it against him if worst came to worse. However, the stories that Ora uncovered turned out to be more awful and enthralling than expected and Ora finds herself being lured back every day for more...

❝What do you mean, you came for the food? ... why would we have snacks here?!❞ ❝You were called the Death-EATERS, excuse me for jumping to conclusions!❞ ▬▬▬▬ There was a fine line between brave and stupid and Georgie Humphreys took pride in crossing it on a daily basis; from wandering into the Slytherin Common Room to find the perfect shade of green to falling asleep mid-telling off. Still, some would argue that attending a secret Deatheater meeting in the hopes there would be good food, did take it too far even though to Georgie it was only logical. After all, if they hadn't wanted hungry buggers walking in, perhaps they shouldn't have put " - Eater" in their name. [CREDIT TO JANICE SUNG FOR THE COVER ART]