Elijah Mikaelson has long believed that he was the noblest and most level headed of his family. He would never indulge himself in his kills like his siblings, he would never massacre groups of people like his brothers, but when Esther opens up a little red door inside his mind where he has kept his most monstrous of deeds locked away and hidden from even himself a period of Elijah's life that he had forced himself to forget will be surface. !!!WARNING!!! There will be gore!!! and no happy endings are promised!!!

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