how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

[Slow AF Updates Because Life] "You have to be quiet." His voice echoed. "Its going to be fine." You felt drowsy and cold. "You can't tell anyone." his voice sounded like a distant echo."Stay here." You try to move but a hand stopped you. "Go to sleep, I'll be back soon." you heard a door squeak open and close. You felt yourself drift back into sleep. It's just a dream, right? Hello everyone! welcome to my second Pyrocynical fanficton. This is based off a post on Instagram I saw from @pyroslegs account, so not my original idea. Their wattpad is also under pyroslegs (best username ever). I'm bad with grammar so please correct me if it's needed. A quick thing before the fanfic. I don't want people to get offended by this content so if you don't like the idea of being kidnapped then don't read it. Secondly some of the things in the fan fiction is out of Pyrocynicals characteristics. Thirdly I have nothing against Pyrocynical, I am a fan and if he happens to come across this, it's a fanfiction or a concept that I came up with for fun and exploring my writing abilities not for an intention to hurt others feelings, BUT if this offends him, I would respect him if he wanted me to unpublish this. So enjoy or not you may begin. (side note don't go thinking abducting is ok because of this fanfic. I mean I know you wouldn't do it because of it but I'm just sayin it to save my ass lol.) One day I'll rewrite this to be less all over the place and cringe... but for now enjoy I made a playlist for this fanfic.. Kidnapped Fanfic Playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwFE206mjQgo69jE2EVOJ677CkK94x8Du

Accepted under the mentorship of your idol and the world's hottest chef Gordon Ramsay, you must prove your skill and determination through competing in Hell's Kitchen- A month long cooking contest versus fifteen other fierce contestants and difficult challenges. If you lose, it's back to your lonely apartment and shitty job. But if you win, you'll work as the Head Chef of Gordon's personal restaurant... and you might earn his heart along the way. This story is mature and contains some smut, denoted by a * before the chapter title. Please be mature enough to read such content! Highest rankings: #1 Reader #1 Submissive #1 Polyamory #1 Reality #1 GordonRamsay #1 Gordon #1 Ramsay #1 Competition #1 Mentor #1 British #1 HellsKitchen #1 HK #1 Kitchen #1 TVShow #1 Bonding #1 RealPerson Disclaimer: I do not own Hell's Kitchen nor do I know Chef Ramsay in real life (unfortunately). This is just a fanfiction about the fiery Chef himself. ;)

"I...I love you" "I love you too. But I love me more."

He's literally the cutest." James continues to show me picture after picture after picture, and I don't really see what's so great about the new guy James was obsessing over. He'd come over that night raving about this new boy he'd found, and hadn't stopped talking about him since he'd arrived. Charlie was his name, and oh how I already hated him.

*UP FOR ADOPTION* Currently taking a breaking from writing so if you would like to continue this then message me I haven't seen many people make smurf stories so here it is

⚠️this book contains alot of smut anyways

The freaky life of Tim and Moby.. even behind closed doors😏

I'm sorry