It's been almost a year since Greg and Wirt returned home from the Unknown. She too was returned to her family, successfully turning everyone back to humans. It's been almost a year and she hasn't stopped thinking about a certain boy who once wore a red cone on his head. And she was going to do something about it. (Also on Fanfiction.net) [UPDATE 3/3017: WILL BE WORKED ON AGAIN. LINK TO NEW STORY IS ON THE LAST CHAPTER!]

After a violent argument with his sister, Dipper Pines finds himself hurtling towards his death- but also towards a mysterious wood in which two siblings desperately need his help. A twist on BeastWirt and Bipper. Slight Pinescone. Keep the ship from sinking! *completed* Cover art is by me