Mark Zuckerberg begins engineering an egg from a chicken and makes Elon musk.

When you moved to your new home, you expected the worst. Life was so nice before - you had friends, a good social life, a nice house, and you were comfortable. Settled. Well, maybe moving did have a few perks. Your parents are now in a better state, and you got away from your ex boyfriend... ugh, that jerk. It's the first day at your new job - you work at a fancy German restaurant called "Leon's Cottage". Your day had been going well so far, maybe this town wasn't that bad. That's when your day got better... your entire life changed. He walked in. And his name...? His name is Danny DeVito.

Y/N goes on an adventure to get your college debt paid and meet three gorgeous men, will Y/N be able to live loving all three of them? Or will you be forced to chose one and leave the other two heartbroken, never knowing what could've been?

Jacob Smit for u horny betches.

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A thrilling story about the protagonist, y/n, who was created by an organization called Wicklow. During the day, she's a normal girl in love, but at night she becomes a bloodthirsty warrior. Day her has no memories of the night, and night her knows everything. With villains attacking, not knowing who to trust, and a possible pregananancy, who knows what will happen? Facts don't care about your feelings, and the facts are that you don't want to miss out on this fantastic story.

What happens when you meet Ben Shapiro at a Young Republicans event? Will your fantasies become a reality? Find out by reading this epic story ;)

Ana starts a job at Grey Enterprise Holdings during the global pandemic. It doesn't take long for Christian to find her position to be essential. A security breach, social unrest, and active COVID cases change their relationship. Ana and Christian are both different after months of lockdown. We'll see if they're capable of love. AU Ana/CG

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻