do you like Mr clean? have you ever fantasized about that beautiful, shining bald head? ever wondered what it would feel like to feel his worn, impossibly clean fingers caress your skin? well this is the right story for you

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

LaLa LaLa LaLa LaLA Elmos Whore! sTeAmY Daddy elmo x reader rn it's just elmo but you can request other characters of any kind. I'm so disappointed in myself. I hate this. So much. Harder Daddy😫

(this is a joke) Miss karen has been hanging with you at a vegan cooking club but you start to show affection towards her.