Craig and Cartman, partners in crime. Despite Craig hating Cartman they still worked well together without even meaning to. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to piss Kyle off. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways. Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!" "Fuck you" !Cross posted on Ao3! Username is the same! !Fem Reader! I just had to break the fourth wall, I promise this story isn't complete crack (I think?) Warnings- every south park warning and more. drinking is a heavy theme. Extreme slow burn. !Smut in later chapters, check my personal bio to know which chapters have smut!

''Go fuck yourself!'' ''Fuck me yourself you coward!'' | - RotTMNT Donnie x Female Reader - This is a smut fic, so obligatory !!Mature Warning!! (but it does have a plot, don't worry :D) - Enemies to fuckbuddies to lovers (y'all downright loathe each other lmao) - The 4th wall is under renovation because it kept breaking - (Y/n) and D tease each other constantly, but if a body needs burying, they'd pull up for each other - (Y/n) does get some character development (so she won't always be arrogant) - I had way too much fun writing the two of you bickering/insulting each other & added a lot more ''will they, won't they'' than I meant to oops - Yes the title is a double entendre :D

Y/n is the Master of Wind Her parentage is unknown as she was raised by Mystake in a little tea shop in Ninjago City. Her power grows, the exercises and martial arts taught to her by Mystake have been mastered. There's only one place for her to go. Sensei Wu where she will learn the way of the Ninja- A Master of Spinjitzu There will be turmoil, love and a past that will soon rear its ugly head.

"two of the smartest people i know, and they're both completely fucking oblivious." y/n; a marine and microbiologist in complete denial of any feelings she's ever felt, and andre; a biochemist desperate to distract himself from the growing emotion towards her, have no idea how to handle even the simplest of romantic situations. what could possibly go wrong? ☆ andre lee x fem reader inside job all characters (except y/n) belong to the Inside Job series

[being rewritten for the 1938473th time] Sometimes love stories don't start with lingering stares and flirting. Sometimes it starts with the boy being hit over the head with a skateboard by the girl. If it was up to Y/n L/n, she would read the summer away, lost in history books and adventure novels, finding excitement in their written words. Meeting Lloyd Garmadon changed her plans. Suddenly, Y/n is living a life she'd only read about; summer romances and cotton candy dates. Perhaps this was a new normal she could get used to. But she's been fated - prophesied - to be with the Green Ninja. And where there's a green ninja, trouble usually follows. ------- [Lloyd Garmadon X f!Reader] the butterfly effect has mature themes such as gore, violence, toxic friendships, sexual themes (no smut) and cussing. the butterfly effect is not intended for younger viewers. trigger warnings will be placed on chapters as they are needed. if you have any questions or issues please contact me. •• voted best ninjago x reader 2020 •• •• completed ••

[LMK x F!Reader] [6k - 22k word chapters] Your dad wanted help at the noodle shop, sure you love him to bits and pieces but you simply don't have the time of day to be doing things like this. He offered to pay you as much as he could for your help, but seeing as it was well under what you normally earned at your current job, you had to reluctantly deny his offers. Besides, you live halfway across the city and you have training with your mentor, this isn't something you couldn't just throw away with ease. Upon the third call though, you finally folded, as the desperation in your fathers voice was evident and you were tired of being, what you'd like to call, a shitty daughter. So, you told your mentor about your knew schedule, to which he was more than happy to adjust his schedule as well, he seemed more than happy oddly enough. Though you felt off about leaving him to take care of your pets, you had no one else to trust, so you just left him with them. With that, you packed a good few amounts of clothes, started up your car and then you were off. Still, there was an ever growing worry developing in your stomach as you drove further and further away from your home. Was this really the best idea?

Reader is female for this one !! I made this because of my newfound obsession with LMK (Lego Monkie Kid, go watch it if you haven't, I recommend!) and also because of my love for Monkey King. Watched 'Amnesia Rules' and one thing lead to another! I adored Sun Wukong's mannerisms and enthusiasm in this episode and I thought, 'hey why not make a lil fanfic based around a young Wukong in his Journey to the West?' so here we are dear readers. This was purely made out of comfort :) On one faithful morning, you decided to harvest some peaches. Only to be met with a monkey who ate half of them.

✿ "Man, I really should've taken the day off!" ✿ .♡. ✿ : IN WHICH a chaotic adult with crazy water powers winds up in an adventure of a lifetime. ✿ ✿ : Gender Neutral Reader x Various LMK ✿ ✿ Lego Monkie Kid does not belong to me, and neither do you. ✿ (Story is directly posted from Quotev to Wattpad.)

❏:𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙖𝙫𝙖𝙩𝙖𝙧 𝙤𝙛 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪. ❏:𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙜. ❏:𝙥𝙪𝙩 𝙖 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙝 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙤𝙢. ❏:𝙩𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨. ❏:𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙈𝙚𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙙𝙤𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙩. 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘤𝘬-𝘬𝘶𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘭𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥? 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘱 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵? 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘐'𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩. 𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘴 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘰𝘨.

Hello Readers, This is a Rise!Donatello × Male!Reader story! There are not many x Male!Reader stories in here, so I made it my mission to write one myself. This is my first ever story and English isnt my first Language so if I write somethings wrong then please feel free to correct me! It will probably be cringe. Be warned. But I hope that you will still enjoy it regardless. Please dont be too weird, they are all still minors. The pictures used do not belong to me. Credits go to either the creators of rottmnt or the artist who made it.