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Shrek x Dora by wafflecountry
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Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.
Home [Beastars Legoshi x fem!reader] by lilmemelord
lilmemelord
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When you tradgically die in an attempt to save a stranger and suddenly wake up very much alive in a world full of anthropromorphic animals, your life turns from crazy to absolutely insane. Dealing with feral carnivores, racist herbivores and an awkward love life as the only human in Cherryton Academy, you also cannot seem to overcome your longing for a place to call home. Can a certain grey wolf help you with that? Will you find your place between predator and prey? *Disclaimer* I do not own beastars, all rights go to Paru Itagaki. I also do not own any of the art pieces or pictures used in this book unless I state otherwise. season 1: completed season 2: completed Following seasons are handled in the sequel. This story is a mix between the anime and the manga, but follows the manga after the end of season 1. *Warning* This book contains mentions of blood, death, violance, mental illness, sexual assault, racism and sexual content. If any of that makes you uncomfortable, do not read this book.
The VIP (18+ Only) [COMPLETED] [Winner of a Wattys 2014 Instant Addiction Award] by KanyeInterruptedMe
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[This is a spin-off of The DILF but can be read as a stand-alone] [The story you are about to read is intended for readers age 18+ due to its sexual content and language. It may not be appropriate for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.] There was nothing Ophelia wanted better than to gouge Nikolai's long-lashed, consuming blue eyes out with a butter knife and mail them to the rest of the Alvonich family. Too bad they were in a very public, very esteemed place - Mikhail's wedding. "You don't think I'll press the button?" Nikolai's breath was warm and teasing in her ear. Ophelia had no idea what possessed her to take up his challenge of a vibrating thong, except that it was too late to back out now. She turned to glance at the infuriating man beside her. "Honestly, I don't care. It won't affect me." "Sweet Ophelia," he whispered, surprising her by flicking his tongue into her ear. Jumping, she glared at him, ignoring the important guests at her table, her father included. Before she could curse at Nikolai, he pressed the button, the swearwords turning to soft moans under her breath. Gripping the edge of the table, Ophelia felt the attack on her cl!t like a burn to her skin. Her father shot her a concerned look from across the table and Nikolai's voice was again in her ear. "Before the end of the night, Ophelia, we will f**k," he promised, releasing his finger from the remote control. "Only this time, it will be my name you scream."
Unexpected soulmate (Min Yoongi ff) by clouds_8
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When soulmates turn fifteen, whatever your soulmate writes on their body, will also appear on yours. They can also feel each other's pain and heart beat when they are close. Just 70% of the population finds their soulmate. Park Y/N is twenty six years old, her soulmate never contacted her so she lost hope. She lives in Korea, Seoul. One day she goes to to a bts concert that changes her life where she meets her soulmate. In process of editing This story is inspired by @jeonjungkookfan0808 "Soulmates Yoongi x Reader" #2 in btssuga in 14/05/2020 #9 in fanfic 29/05/2020 #9 in soulmate 2/06/2020 #1 in btsfanfic Disclaimer- this is my first fanfic in English so if the grammar is wrong please correct me (but be respectful about it), thank you and I hope you enjoy :)
My Sexy Kidnapper by livingthethuglyfe
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Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then runs away with you. As I uncover why this mysterious model kidnapped me, I find myself tackling, punching, hugging, and watching Disney movies with him. Call me reckless, but something about this troubled kidnapper is quite intriguing yet heartbreaking. Find out if I, Skylar Scrowbar, end up dead in a ditch somewhere, or end up helplessly falling in love with my sexy kidnapper.
Lab Partner by Lovelycampos
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"Let's make a deal." Said Jake with his beautiful eyes and that sexy tossed hair. "I'll teach you how to become awesome in bed for your boyfriend, if you can guarantee me an A in this stupid Biology class." I looked at him directly, wondering if I should take this deal. If I don't... i'll lose my boyfriend, the love of my life. I'm smart, and an "A" would be easy to get. "Okay...deal." Jake looked at me with a grin and smiled. "Welcome to Sex Ed class Ariel." Oh no, what did I get myself into... ********************* Jake has a secret past that Ariel doesn't know about, but she's falling for him hard. Find out about these two while in their college life and a mystery that needs to be solved.
The Escort (18+ Only) [COMPLETED] by KanyeInterruptedMe
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[Edited Version] “You ever think about letting your hair loose?” Ashton asked, his breath kissing Amor’s neck as they waltzed. “My hair’s fine,” Amor snapped in annoyance. Ashton chuckled. “That’s not what I meant.” His hands slowly hiked up the hem of her dress and her breath caught. “What are you doing?” She uneasily glanced around at the dancing couples. “Giving a new meaning to dirty dancing,” he replied quietly. And he entered her. [Cover by @zarawhite]
Dobby X Reader by scenequeenmommycita
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Shrek X Bread by patrick--star
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