People always think I'm disturbed by being The Second. It's cretinous, really. Because when those words follow my name, it doesn't put me in second place; it's a symbol that I am the start of a dynasty. It is a symbol that I have come from a place of high standards, and that I will live up to standards even higher. Understood? If this simple theory doesn't make sense, then don't read this. Some people can't catch up with me, and it's a shame if you're one of them, but alas, you shall have to deal with it yourself. My name is Artemis Fowl. The Second. [Actual A/N: Okay so like, I'd honesty advice y'all to skip the first two chapters. They're badly written (and thought of at like 3am), and I lack the guts to actually read through it again and edit it, so like.. yeah, you can just skip to the 'Q & A' chapter, and ask what you want or just read what others have ask. Also, feel free to give chapter-topic requests! Thanks!]

Short little scenes with you and Arty as his significant other. Enjoy!!

Of the Iranians, for the Iranians , by an iranian. Don't read this book if you don't have any janbe. And if you have matni chizi,dm me I'll put it with your own name. ˹Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor ˺

اگر یه داستان/رمان/فنفیکشن تو سرت داری که نمیدونی چجوری باید بیاد رو کاغذ یا نوشتی ولی دوست داری بهترین باشه اینجا به دردت میخوره :) Highest Rankings: #1 Writing #1 Humor #1 Paranormal #1 Nonfiction #1 Adventure #1 teenfiction #1 sciencefiction