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Onyx Blakely is crazy. She claims to see ghosts. She claims that she has demons visit her in the middle of the night. She even claims that she can see flashes of people dying. Nyx Blakely has been deemed crazy, and because of it, her father has left her family. In an attempt to start over and fix their disjointed family, they moved in with her mom's parents. Only for Nyx to wake up, surrounded by her families dead bodies. After a brief stay in a psych ward, Nyx is being sent to a foster home, though she doesn't understand why anyone would want her. She expects for it to be awful or for her to be sent back, but instead she's greeted by a strange group of boys and mostly absent guardians. The closer she get's to the boys, the more sane she feels. But then another "incident" occurs, and suddenly Nyx is thrown into a world of werewolves, vampires, witches, and even demons, realizing that she's more powerful that she could have ever begun to believe. She's not crazy, and neither are her boys. They're just gods among mortals.

Harper Madison isn't like other girls. She has extraordinary powers, but her inability to control them has gotten her kicked from so many foster homes she's lost count. Shadowford Home for Girls is her last chance, and she hopes Peachville High will be the fresh start she needs. At first, life appears to be looking up for Harper. She's making new friends and is strangely drawn to the boy next door. But when evidence ties her to the gruesome murder of a Demons cheerleader, Harper discovers this small town has a big secret. Beautiful Demons is a fast-paced YA novel with magic, mystery and a touch of romance. This series will appeal to all ages, including fans of Pretty Little Liars, Hex Hall and The Vampire Diaries. This is Book 1 of The Shadow Demons Saga. Inner Demons (Book 2) and Bitter Demons (Book 3) are also available for free here on Wattpad and both are complete! Thanks so much for reading. Please don't forget to vote! For more about my books, go to sarracannon.com

Faye Raven has a reputation. She's the schools 'good girl'. The nerd. The 'Flabby Faye' of her adolescence. Or is she? Because what kind of good girl has a blue streak in her hair? What kind of good girl has a secret tattoo? What kind of good girl returns bullying with iconic pranks? And what kind of good girl is the best of the best when it comes to racing motorcycles illegally? Her motto? Good girls are Bad Girls that haven't been caught. And she's never been caught. Until Ryan Stryker invades her crazy life (the fault of a catastrophic collision with a runaway skateboard) and for a while, she can show her bad side to someone just as bad. For a while, her life is chaos. Her life is Bad. And the school's no.1 hottie shows Faye that its okay to be wicked. Actually, it's perfect. So Faye's wiping out the last trace of good in herself and the Good Girl is going all Bad. After all, Bad does feels so, so much Better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This book will have you on your knees with laughter. It will also hurt your heart with its adorableness. Let's Get Bad.

Welcome to the nation. Welcome to the place where everything is monitored... everything is portioned... everything is perfectly under control... Everything except the SkyTrain Holland Renner was aboard. In a matter of seconds, Holland finds herself in a world she didn't know existed. Before, she was free within limits. Now, she's one of 400 others. Before, Holland was at least human. Now, she's not so sure. All she knows is that she needs to endure and survive. But what does this have to do with SkyTrain 267-B? Click the "Start Reading" button to uncover the secrets buried within the core of Holland's society. WATTY AWARD WINNER 2015!

Born a bastard of Echo, a haven occupied by savage conquerors, the Vrai, sixteen-year-old Hain is haunted by both the coward living within him, and the guilt of having spilled innocent blood. Loathed by his kin for his dark hair and mismatched eyes, Hain finds his purpose ranging beyond the haven walls as a spy for the human resistance. But when Vrai collaborators within the haven work to reignite tensions with Echo's oldest enemy, Hain must escape not only to stop a war that could end humanity, but to save the person he loves as well.

A tale in which a thief with a double life grudgingly becomes a hero. ➳ Liana Mason has a life anyone would envy. Nobody suspects that the once orphaned girl grew up to be the city's notorious vigilante. She has been fine walking on the edge of morality for much of her life, but when an assassin arrives in her city she's forced to play a role she never imagined she'd choose: hero. A Robin Hood retelling. Trigger Warning: This contains themes that may be triggering for some readers (violence, sexual assault, etc). Cover designed by Ray Gardener

***The wrong girl is sometimes The Right One.*** Charlotte Samuels thought she'd be stuck waiting tables at Marlow's until all her debts are paid off-in about ten thousand years or so. She definitely didn't expect a marriage proposal from the arrogant Brandon Maxfield who was blackmailed by his father to make her his wife if he didn't want his least favorite cousin to run Maxfield Industries. Charlotte's instinct was to say HELL NO! but she's stumped by a few obstacles: 1.) His old man Martin Maxfield is dear to her heart and has been recently deteriorating in health. 2.) She gets a million dollars if she stays married to Brandon for a year. 3.) She would rather like the opportunity to teach the attractive but awfully rude man a few lessons he didn't think he needed from a 'teenage gold-digger' which was his term of endearment for her on their first date-er, business meeting. So what's a girl got to do, right? Sure, she's young and a little rough around the edges but there's something her would-be husband didn't know about her yet-she's nothing like he ever expected. Thrust into the glitzy world a standard-issue Mrs. Maxfield would fit perfectly and rule with impeccable social grace, Charlotte will either have to force herself into the mold or break free of it, risking what little she has left for everything that she can gain. *** Copyright © 2014 by Nina Tippett. All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Nina Tippett. This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Images, music and videos used in the cover art and any of the multimedia content posted in this story are the sole property of their respective owners.

*** THIS HAS BEEN MOVED TO ANOTHER ACCOUNT @toasterparty *** Let me start this off by saying, I, Iris Cameron, am not always an impulsive person, okay? There were times when I would think through every decision thoroughly. Getting into a relationship? I pondered the idea for months. Leaving my hometown to move to Minnesota for college? I wrote down all the pros and cons. Choosing to ship Elena with Stefan or Damon? It took me five whole seasons to finally come to a solid decision (and that decision was Damon, of course. Duh). But, unfortunately, there are some situations that beg for impulsivity. Like when your boyfriend breaks up with you and kicks you out with zero warning, leaving you homeless and broke on the streets of Minnesota, and then, naturally, you go into the home of a certain boy from your college you've only ever spoken to once and you stay in his attic while he is blissfully unaware. Or you know what, maybe not. Maybe you don't do that because that is psychotic. But...I did that. ................... Think of a 2000's romcom but with a little more angst and lots of drama!

(A Beautiful Book #2) She won't stop until vengeance is hers. Life was pretty normal - well, as normal as it can be if you're the daughter of the Devil, Princess of Hell, and Queen of Gargoyles . But that all changed when Mara's life was tossed upside down by four brothers and an evil uncle. After her father was murdered by the Horsemen of Death, Mara sets out to destroy all those who opposed her father and had a hand in his demise. But that's a little hard if you're a demon and you have a pack of hormonal, crazy, and erotic Archangels tagging along. Especially if one claims to be your twin sister. Oh, and how about adding high school to the mix? Without meaning too, Mara finds herself in the middle of a millenia old battle between Light and Dark forces, and torn between the ever darkening bad-boy, Avery, and his brother that captured her heart, Charles. But can Mara save her love, Charles, from Asmodeus's evil clutches before it's too late, and still manage to obliterate the evil that destroyed her family? In the second book of Ashton Butler's stellar 'A Beautiful' series, family ties are pushed to the limit, sexy romance blooms, and backs are stabbed. Literally.