Oki, so let's get one thing straight. THIS WAS AN IDEA I HAD CREATED AT 12:38 AM WITH MY FREIND, THIS IS A JOKE! I mean, this was the msot weirdest shit I've posted since, ever I should do this more often, GIVE ME ATTENTION, GIVE ME CLOUT, BUT MY ANXIETY HATES ME SO ALSO DON'T. WHERE WAS I GOING WITH THIS DESCRIPTION? OH YEAH STORY TIME, JUST READ IT PLS.