America has always hidden his true capabilities and great intelligence by crafting a ploy that no one ever suspected. Not even his family has caught on. He wears sunglasses to mask his true intentions and pretends to be helpless in weak so that other countries will let their guard down around him and once they do he gains valuable information. This is how he's survived for so long-- faking it. One fateful day, Russia catches a glimpse through the act , suspects something, and vows to spy on America for his lost Father, Soviet. America quickly devises devises a foolproof plan on how to get Russia off his trail by using his homophobia against him. Well-- he thought it was foolproof. But even geniuses make mistakes when something unexpected comes their way.

Alfred knows that since he was little he was wanted. By England and France. But it comes as a surprise that he is not only wanted, but desired. By two special individuals. A clueless boy trapped between two nations that would go to the ends of the earth to get him, how will he survive? //WARNING: lemons/smut involved. May deal with touchy subjects but there will always be a warning before the chapter begins.// This is my first book so I don't expect it to get popular :/ Cover art is by @floating-tea ! Thank you so much! This story is kinda weird and the character can act OOC at moments. I do not own Hetalia. All rights to the creators.