Jason and Piper are dating, and they love each other. But Jason can't help but think that there's something missing. Then, it hits him. No, literally. One day, a brick hits him in the head, and he realizes what he's been missing all this time. (Cover made by @Dragon1Wolf and slightly altered by yours truly) ((Disclaimer: All characters belong to Rick Troll Riordan, and none of them to me.)) Completed, 11/4/2020

Sharkboy only wants his friends to be happy, and when Linus and Max break up after 12 years of blissful marriage, he has to fix it. When Lavagirl mysteriously disappears, he decides that bringing the two of them on this crazy adventure is the best kind of couple's therapy. Reviews: "I don't know why this exists but I like it!" - My Disappointed Sister "Why." - Jesus "The Shrek fanfic was better." - Whoopi Goldberg(probably) Lol, I'm entering this in the 2018 Wattys cause why the hell not?!?

The long-awaited sequel to the beloved by all "Journey to Parenthood" has finally arrived! This time, join King Barry Bee on his search for Jesus, the only person that can save Memedonia... Reviews: "Thrilling, intriguing, sexy." - Shrek "Readers who like jazz will like this." - Lin-Manuel Miranda(probably) "Let's hope this isn't shit." - Literally Anyone

Readers will embark on Shrek's magical journey to find a child in a bitter and harsh world. Reviews: "A tearful and heart-wrenching journey." - Oprah(probably) "I cannot stop reading this fic, it's a must to all Shrek fans." - My Random Ass Friend "You will both regret and not regret reading this." - God Himself

I'm pulling a Beyoncé on y'all and giving you the one shot book that nobody asked for. (1K achieved 6.16.17)

.. For the idiots who need to read a book to find out how to kill me.

Dio Brando, Pizza Delivery Guy by day, Male Stripper by night, must work hard to provide for his bagel headed son. DELIVERWRYYYYYYY

We all know and love Mr. Robert E.O Speedwagon. In this story you the reader fill the empty space in his heart/bed that jothan joestar left. How much do you love speed wagon? Well how many breads have you eatan in your life? Come one in and find out.

Before you ask yes, yes I'm doing it I don't care if the meme is dead or you think its racists just look up a picture of Ugandan knuckles and say just say this thing is racist yeah just you see why its stupid to think that anyway here is this