"Meat" has been a call-guy in Chicago's gay district for over a year and seems largely satisfied with his job. Until a peculiar new client makes him question if he should be serving his meat to everyone.

It was a winter evening when the childhood of the precocious Charlie Huck drew to an end. It was also the night death came prowling around the chimney pots to arrive at a frozen lake and take the breath away from the lungs of his best friend Daniel and flood them with cold water. The body was found to be empty once dragged back up from the lakes, but the boy remained trapped under the lake. With no one believing him, Charlie Huck set out alone to rescue his friend from the watery depths of that chilly darkness.

[WARNING: There is MATURE boyxboy action! So if you don't like it DON'T READ IT!] Is it wrong to love two people at the same time? How do you pick one from the other when they both have qualities that you love? Wyatt Evans has had his heart broken by the one person that he thought he would be with forever. It didn't help that he came out of his cozy little closet for this guy. So now, alone and bitter with a shattered heart he's shocked to find two of the most sexiest guys of McKinzley high pursuing him and are relentless even after his constant rejections of them both. They both are worming their way in his heart. So why can't he have them both?

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favourite take-out pizza, Top and Tail chronicles the life of Ash Jamieson as he haphazardly navigates his way through malicious schoolmates, whackjob teachers, disillusioned parents, imbecilic athletes, audacious girls, and of course, his most pressing problem: the subdued pretty-boy that has suddenly invaded every aspect of his life. Being a teenager is hard, ok? ***** Top and Tail is posted exclusively on Wattpad! If you're reading this elsewhere, you're reading an unedited, stolen version where illegal sites profit off my work :( The official version is FREE to read at it's home on Wattpad! [Featured in Teen Fiction 2016] [Completed 2011]

'There. It's done. I can walk away with my pride and the knowledge that after sixteen long years, I've finally gotten laid. (It's a pretty awesome feeling.) Before I go, though, I have to check and make sure that it's Pamela. Because let's face it: A guy has to know who he lost his V-card to. And just assuming that it was Pam isn't going to cut it. So I put the note and pen down and slowly, carefully, creep over to the ball of sheets. I was right to check. There's a tuft of white blonde hair sticking out from the top. Pamela's hair is auburn. The girl's hair is sort of short, I guess, but oh well. I slowly, carefully, lift a sheet, just to catch a glimpse of the person beneath... ...to see a guy. Looking at me calmly.'