Lucy dacus is a stalker... kit connor too. Nicholas is in a relationshipbut with who?? The IDEAL man, kurtis connor... who will end up with thee ideal man in the end? Read to find out... This is completely satire and not to be taken seriously AT ALL. This fanfiction is a joke. I am not a writer and do not "ship" any of these people together. This is random celebrities and influencers in a joking story. Enjoy!

"𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫" ! THIS STORY IS A JOKE !

This is a high school au where conductor meets woofy and then they fall in love!

In the heart of a dilapidated restaurant, where culinary dreams once thrived, two rival rats find themselves entangled in a serendipitous tale of love and redemption.

this isnt satire 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 cum

POV: Draco kills your pet cat on he train to hog warts for no reason.

The most Breeniest quotes our lord and saviour Neil Breen has said from every movie.

This wasn't how he thought his life would go. It was only one Halloween party; one of the only times he could truly be himself and not be judged by the humans. But why, just why, did that human have to find him attractive? All he'd ever wanted was a simple life. He just wanted to be free. But if that was the case, then why was he slowly returning the human's advances? He had to get out before he fell in too deep. He had to.

"The best way not to get your heart broke, is to pretend not to have one..."

Kurtis was nothing but a simple assistant, working day and night to please his superiors. Neil was one of them who despite trying his best to maintain his relationship thought of Kurtis as more than a hard worker. Will this affect his family or will Kurtis distance himself for good?