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We Can't Fix It (Bob The Builder x Handy Manny) by beanisnotthebest
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I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.
/// KERMIT X DONALD TRUMP by kermitbinch
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Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.
Thanos x Barney by saikisimp2004
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a breathtaking short novel about two star crossed lovers. you will feel so many emotions reading this. enjoy.
-Rulers- by ratWwings
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Donald j. Trump is a wealthy multimillionaire and the president of the United States... Scott j. Morrison is also a multimillionaire and the priminister of Australia. When the two (old and racist) men meet on a cool September day, everything changed. But now there is competition... Joe Biden
Thomas the Tank Engine x  Angelina Ballerina:- love isn't easy. by cfizzleindahizzle
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Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
Together Forever (Shrek x Pepe) by getshreked2k15
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Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...
Get Inside My Swamp by Bekfst
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Shrek is trying to get Squisanardds love
Steve Harvey x Dr.Phil by Bekfst
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John Cena x Bill Nye love by JoHn_CeNaa
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You know it is is Cannon.
Shrek x Barry by FrickThisHeck
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Shrek and Barry meet under some odd circumstances but they see potential in their relationship. Not even a shocking turn of events can deter their love and lust for eachother.