𝒉𝒆 is childish and goofy. 𝒔𝒉𝒆 is cunning and alert. some say that the 𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕, but they do have one thing in common. they are both 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒏. jake peralta x oc

Hi, I love this man so enjoy some one shots :) Taking requests! I do not own SNL (s/o big man Michaels), Barry, It, etc. highest rankings: #1 crushxreader #1 billhaderxreader #2 saturdaynightlive #2 johnmulaney #4 billhader

pictures and gifs of the man himself

It's Bill! There aren't enough of these on here, so I'm cursing y'all with my horny story. Oh my Lord, I love him so much.

Brooklyn 99 fanfiction between the reader and Jake Peralta.

He rolled up my sleeve carefully wrote a phone number on my arm. "Call me." He whispered before helping me up with him and walking away... Also my new Andy fanfic is out :))))

The reader is already living in the loft with the three guys and someone new is moving in! Based off the episodes. Nick miller x reader? Winston bishop x reader? Schmidt x reader?

I've noticed there isn't enough bill hader wattpads so I'll just bless the growing fandom with this very mediocre story lol