Jay Z. Catsby throws the sickest parties on the Jersey Shore. His neighbor Dick has heard all the rumors: Catsby killed a man. He's richer than Blue Ivy. He's Hugh Jackman's butt double in the X-Men movies. Nothing can prepare Dick for the strange truth: Catsby is a furry who spends his days and nights in a cat costume, pining away for Dick's cousin Dandelion, a manic-pixie dream yuppie living in Park Slope with her brutish husband. Against everyone's better judgment, Catsby begins an affair with Dandelion that may cost him all nine of his lives. A new serialized story from the author of the Wattpad sensation "Gone Grey," which was named one of Buzzfeed's "19 Wildest Fanfics That People Couldn't Stop Reading in 2015."

hetalia x reader inserts!! mostly one shots. in this book, there are a few country x country chapter too (actually only one). it was my first time writing fanfictions, especially xreaders so sorry for any weirdness in advance! i have improved slightly (probably) in book two!! book officially completed on March 14th, 2015. but, will be updated for crack fics once in awhile :) (Cover edit by me, art credits to artist!)