Sienna Beckham is a powerful witch, and along with her four fiercely protective Keepers, it is her destiny to maintain the balance of nature in this world. Tonight, it's the town carnival and everyone will be there: Sienna's family; her friends; her protectors. Archer. Laughter and flirtation await. But in a few hours, Sienna's life will have changed forever and her powers stretched to their very limits. For something is lurking in the forest… Murder. Sorcery. Revenge. And no one sees it coming. The Keepers: Sienna is a free prequel brought to you by HarperImpulse. To find out what happens at the end, download the first book in this exciting new paranormal romance trilogy now. Buy The Keepers: Archer: http://smarturl.it/thekeepersamazon

Some funny texts I read and thought I would write them. Hope you like them! I do not own these!!!! Sorry if I offend anyone.

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Just funny things i've seen, heard or just made up and i want to share with you guys:)

[ Updated everyday; need to finish before June; dedications for free just PM me. ] Sarah was just a normal girl with a typical life living with her best friend, John Smith. Until one day, he committed suicide, causing everyone else to fall apart. Sarah refused to believe the rumors about John's suicide. Then surprisingly, John's mom gave her his precious diary that he always had with him. The diary held a spell that could manipulate someone's life in just seconds! Sarah was unaware of the adventure laid before her until she met a lot of new friends like Steven, Ellen and Yuki. She fights monsters, aliens, and other strange things that human beings classified as "just stories". Sarah is determined to resurrect John, but with all of the obstacles in her way will she be able to complete her mission? 10/24/13 - n/a Private Message me if you have a cover suggested for this story. Proofreader: @Skaia14 (Laramee Pascual) Hi, my job is to edit this story so, yeah. ^_^

There will be a lot of funny jokes and facts! Please read the first book to :Þ If you don't like the jokes, just stop reading it !!! We hope you will enjoy !! :) BananaMinions492 :)

◇Completed◇ Need a laugh. You are now entering Funny World. Where you can laugh your heart out. Cover by: lamorphine

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A contemporary southern gothic mystery series about a teenager who discovers a cache of centuries-old letters containing clues to crimes happening in the present day. READERS CHOOSE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT! Parish Mail is written like a TV series–there are over-arching mystery and romantic story arcs that extend between the episodes, while each episode has a smaller case that is presented and solved. Along the way, I will asks you, the reader, to make several small decisions as you read. These choices do not impact the overarching storyline, but certain combinations “unlock” clues to the series’ mystery, which are embedded in the text.

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!