for dilf lovers only WARNING this story has a lot of smut

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Lana del rey + Bob duncan = Michael Clifford THIS IS A JOKE BOOK OMG I DONT WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE I AM HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH MICHAEL CLIFFORD AND LANA DEL REY. I LOVE BOB TOO.

Jenna decides to have some tickle torture with Olvia Rodrigo

This is a joke. I do not ship / condone shipping real people

Bob Duncan has a dilemma. His whore wife Amy cheated on him with Ms. Dabney, the neighbor. As he's stress-gardening one day, his whole life flips around. but how will society react to love between a bee and a duncan?

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The year is 2030. Sixteen years ago, Charlotte "Charlie" Duncan turned four years old. Now, no one knows where she is, or that if she's alive. The only memory of her existence is shown by the video diaries her sister Teddy made from when she was an infant. Those videos were never thought to be re-watched again by a living soul, until they resurfaced in amongst of World War III because a soldier by the name of Charlie stumbles across these tapes in the middle of a war zone. Fascinated by these tapes, Charlie has many questions about the lost Duncan family and is trying to seek answers. He wonders, "Where are they now?" "What happened to them?" and "Are Bob's bugs actually gone?" This also makes him question Charlie's own existence, since he has no memory of his past. Tables start turning when a soldier girl appears, flipping his life upside down. Together, they watch the tapes and piece together the clues the Duncan family has for them and fight a war filled with plot twists.

Bobby. A simple man looking for love in his home town. Billy. A shmexy wanna be Honey Boo Boo left broken and damaged. How will they fall in love and become one. The one we call BOLLY.

One day Bob Duncan had someone special appear in his life; Nevel Papperman. In an instant, they felt something click; maybe a friendship? Bob and Nevel started dating. They loved each other with all their hearts. Sure, they have fought a few times, but it was never much....At least not until Nevel started to realize something. Bob was not just in love with him, but also with his enemies; Carly and Sam from the hit web show "Icarly". How will Nevel React? How will he deal with everything? Will he get revenge? This is the story of how two men will learn a lesson between love and despair. Nevel is dealing with a broken heart, while Bob desperately has to search for the missing pieces to return his love.