' if you ever say i'm thicker than a bowl of oatmeal then i am no longer your wife ' ' awoogah ' 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗮 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

── go to sleep. female reader. angst.

' THERE'S A CREEPER RIGHT BEHIND YOU ' ' YEAH I KNOW DUMBASS SHUT UP ' 𝗯𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗴𝗼 𝗸𝗮𝘁𝘀𝘂𝗸𝗶 𝘅 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿