"Sleep with me." "No." "That wasn't a question." "Would you pay me if I did?" "Of course, sweethear-" "Good to know, but still, no." GxG | ⚠️MATURE CONTENT⚠️

"I'll marry you when I grow up." The little Prince chimes as he steadies himself to walk on top of an old abandoned log. "You can't. A Prince should marry a Princess, and I'm not a Princess so you can't marry me."She says before resuming back to the coloring book in front of her. With a grunt he hops off the wood. "My mom said I can do whatever I want when im King. And I want to marry you. Simple as that." 02/14/2021 HR : 67# in FanFiction 04/19/2021 HR : 60# in Fanfiction

Me: You sneaky bitch, you thought I wouldn't notice my precious blueberry muffins going missing one by one, well let me tell you this Park Minji, i'm coming for your throat hide ur coochie hair Unknown: Sorry?... Me: ThAtS AlL YoU HaVe tO sAy?!? SORRY?!? Sorry my ass. We will see who's sorry when someone's coochie hair is taped on a barbie doll. Unknown: No... sorry, wrong number.. Read more to find out what happens next... _EEA2_ Highest ranks: #1 in suga (i cAnT bEliEve-) #1 in wrongnumber #1 in tae (yaLL-) #1 in jhope (JHOPPPEEEEEEE) #7 in rm ( eye-) #16 in jimin #1 in Jungkook ( OH MY FUC- I LITERALLY DIED-) #1 in bts #5 in jin ( WWH LETS GOOO) #1 in bangtan (💜) #75 in funny #53 in comedy #19 in jjk THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I CANT BELIEVE THIS ❤️💜⭐️✨💜⭐️💜❤️✨⭐️💜⭐️💜

"Our cats are doing it; why don't we?" Cover: @TheChristianChimChim #125 in fanfiction 15.4.20 #28 in fanfiction 28.9.20

Childhood friends reunited as kindergarten teachers ------------------- "Nain... The truth is I'm..." "Gay?" He whipped his head to look at me with wide eyes. "What?" "I knew it. You never really showed interest in other female teachers." "Wait, I-" "Don't worry, Jungkook. I won't judge you." ------------------- "I dare you to kiss someone in this room," Yoongi blurted. Everyone cheered while he looked so shaken. He pursed his lips, looking down for a while and then his eyes suddenly landed on me. He hesitantly came up to me and gulped, looking into my eyes. "You know... I... I-It's... I'm not..." I couldn't do it, but seeing his state, I just couldn't bring myself to turn away from him. After all, it was just a harmless dare. Only a game. "Just shut up and kiss me, Jungkook." ------------------- Full of fluff, awkward and adorable Jungkook, and some crack. Highest ranking: #1 in comedy #1 in bangtan #1 in jeongguk #1 in got7 #1 in jaebum #2 in jungkookff #9 in fanfiction © enasthetic Cover by @yoongi_interlude ? Do NOT copy or plagiarize.

"You were supposed to be a bath bomb!" "Well turns out its your lucky day, sweetheart, cause you just got something ten times better: me." ➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶➴➵➶ In which a bath bomb from Walmart turns out to be an over cocky, ridiculously hot, yet surprisingly clueless demigod. ©Kiki 2020© ➣High-key crackfic ➣Greek mythology ➣Romance HIGHEST RANKINGS: #1 in JUNGKOOK #1 in KPOP #1 in BTS #2 in FANFICTION **Started: January 14, 2020** **Ended: May 7, 2020**

𝐟𝐭. 𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐕𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭 , 𝐞𝐭𝐜. 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘑𝘰𝘰𝘩𝘺𝘶𝘯 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴..𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘴. GxG | ⚠️MATURE CONTENT⚠️ (18+)

You were peacefully eating your salad and suddenly you got a text from a random number, and wow guess what? it was a snazzy meme Also this person helps me with everything @dear_idol so thank her for this crack too Highest ranking: Number 2 in Jungkook Number 1 in wow Number 1 in idol Number 1 in crackbook 😂😂 Number 1 in weird Number 1 in texting Number 2 in BTS Lovely cover by @Taepastell

Kim Namjoon texts you thinking you are someone else.. ©chimchimicorn

coconuthead: hello im sliding in your dms 2 tell you, coconuthead: ur aesthetic is shit _y0ghurt: excuse me sir, _y0ghurt: i think the fuck not [HIGHEST RANKS: #5 in Taehyung | #451 in jungkook | #1 in jeongguk| #13 in bts] [COMPLETED] ©L-LOVEBOT