"Nightmares eh? All full of...angry, scary things. Brilliant." A core by the name of Wheatley is unlike the others. He befriended a test subject, took over GLaDOS and put her in a potato battery, got portal-ed to space, and became a human. Again. Yes, you heard correctly ladies and gentlemen, a robot personality was once a human, stripped of their bodies and plugged into a computer. Fun stuff, huh? Well, much like many humans, Wheatley gets nightmares. But not just any regular "Oh no, scary stuff!" type of nightmares, these are...special. Have you ever had a dream where you couldn't tell if it really happened or not? Imagine that as a nightmare. Scary stuff. Along with the fright of such things, he usually has them about his best friend Chell dying, with his own death soon approaching after. Not the sort of things you would think a happy, silly, child-like grown man to have. [ Rated #21 in the Portal tag. I'm honored and impressed, thank you all so much for the continued interest. ]

"Stop it!" Chell shouted, "Uncle Wheatley is NOT a moron!" A collection of short stories from Human!Wheatley's POV. Poor little Chell. Her father hasn't the time to take care of her.

"What's that? Ooh, what IS that?" Well, it's a book. A book about a girl. A book about a monster with a conscience. A book about a friendly box and a bunch of talking orbs. This is the story of Portal. This is an unofficial novelization of a video game, which Valve owns. Portal/Portal 2 fanfiction (PG for mild peril)

[Before this book starts I just want to clarify that this is my first ever legit story so I'll be almost as sorry as Wheatley if it turns out bad. I also want to clarify that it contains spoilers of the real game.] So there he was, the core was there, floating aimlessly throughout the cold, vast space for eternity, with his so called 'Space Partner', trying to keep himself amused. And there she was, the dangerous, mute, lunatic, out of Aperture. Wandering upon the wheat field about her. The core and the mute had had their times, their moments, good and bad, they don't have much in common. Except for one emotion...

Guys, I cannot stress how much I want feedback on this as I've never done a oneshot before (THE SHIP-SWAP CHALLENGE DID NOT COUNT I S2G) and I don't care what kind of feedback it is. I don't care if you say good or bad or if you give me constructive criticism (Gladys-not-glados.)Just, please, pretty please, give me feedback. (Also, this was made around December, in my notes, so y'know there's no MLP in it lol. Also, Gladys-not-glados wow who's that?)

So, Chell has escaped Aperture and Wheatley was still in space. Chell, being as lonely as she was, started writing to him in letters, broadcasting them to him using a station just for that. So, viewers, THIS is my thank you for 1,000 views. Believe me, I'm extremely excited for it and I'm going to continue this for as long as I can. Also, should I turn it into a Chelley? I want this to be up to you guys because you're the ones who gave me this. So I've turned this into a solid Chelley... God help me... Anyway, I hope you enjoy it, some feedback would be most appreciated. :D Dedicated to all of you guys and, specifically, @TheFightingFanboy. Hope you like it, Mel!

After Chell and Wheatley had defeated GLaDOS, they both lived their lives normally. Well, kind of. Wheatley now owned his Management Rail and Chell now owned a bakery, due to her recent obsession with cake. The Orange & The Blue, the moron and the mute, the sun and the sky, the fire and the water. Each of those things represented the bond they share. Each of them are completely different things. And so is Chell and Wheatley. But they make it work out.

They called me crazy when I told them I would do three books at once... And they were right. *Ahem* So here it is, my new fun facts book about both of the portal games. This is a compilation of things you may have missed during the games. (Easter, eggs, quotes, etc.) Feel free to suggest things that I may have missed as well.

Hello, my name is Gingeminer and due to my obsession with Chelley, (Wheatley X Chell) I've decided to make a more fan-based Portal book. Feel free to ask and dare. Wheatley has an embarrassing secret that could get interesting if it were to be asked. I've already said too much haven't I? Okay I'm gonna leave it there and (puts on evil Wheatley voice) "Let the games... Begin."

Hello, welcome to my second song for portal, this is basically what I'll be doing for a while until I can thing of anything else. Huge shout out to Fishy_Hipster who made an amazing fanfiction series that I just adore so feel free to go see that too! Anyway, this song was sung by GLaDOS, main antagonist of portal 2 (or was she) I would suggest you play or experience the game before reading this so you understand it more. Anyway thank you for coming and enjoy the lyrics