I am a 16 year old boy in highschool that gets ridiculed for my height, however I bump into an odd Italian man with a strange job proposition.

Y/N Yukinokouji had a secret that he kept from everyone including his best friend and classmate Kagome. That he wasn't human, but actually a Hanýo.On the day he was planning on telling her, they were suddenly dragged into a well and hundred of years into the past. To a time were yokai freely roamed the land.

Yuka Higurashi, a poor boy who grew up with a female name, or as many call him Psycho Chan. Join this lad as he tries desperately to be have a normal time going through Kazehaya High School while being constantly harassed by an Orange haired devil, a parrot disguised as a human, a sadistic sunburnt half loli, a stereotypical Gyaru, and all the while trying to help out an artist with no concept of standing up for himself.

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

Boris Johnson becomes a Stripper. Yeah, that's basically it.

Y/N Nikos the lesser known twin brother of the famous Pyrrha Nikos is sent to Beacon with his Sister. General Hijinks ensue.

WE PENGUINS SHALL TAKE OVER EVERY CONTINET

There are many Heroes and Villains, but only one Mercenary. His name is (y/n) Neopolitan, more commonly known as Neo, the double-edged sword for Heroes and Villains. This is a Male Neo Reader x not sure yet. Probably Female Todoroki though. If you want a second romantic interest tell me who and I'll think about it, but I've already got someone in mind. I don't owe BNHA or anything used from RWBY

(Y/N) never knew his parents. They were killed by the space pirates when he was a baby, but he was taken in by the Chozo made one of them, and a warrior. Obligatory I do not own BNHA or Metroid.

Like it says on the tin, it's a big book of Lemons.