a collection of one shots in which theodore bloody nott is guaranteed a happy ending. feel free to submit a one shot for this collection :)) my socials are in my bio one condition: theo has to have a happy ending.

[eighth year post-war] Everyone has their vices. They just so happen to be each other's. {all rights go to JKR ew}

Voldemort wins AU, dramione congruent (kong-groo-uhnt): in agreement or harmony. Harry Potter is dead. All hope is lost. While Hermione is imprisoned in Azkaban, she is awaiting her trial to see if she is deemed worthy to live in his new world. He decides to spare her- but she has to fulfill a task for him, kill anyone who fought alongside Potter. With Draco Malfoy being her assigned Monitor to "track" her progress. Will they defy odds? *rights unfortunately belong to JKR. meh* Mature themes present, 18+ advised -self harm/suicidal thoughts -violence -sexual content Amazing cover art done by: iggxbye

Eighth year of Hogwarts Pansy Parkinson had loved and lost during the war; lost, more than anything. Now, forced to go back to Hogwarts by the Wizengamot, all eyes on her during her ten-year probation, she fully intends to have a quiet year with the friends she has left. But that damned Weasley. He won't leave her alone; his scent, his hair, his tattoos... he's everywhere, always. Maybe she wants him to be.

Draco Malfoy really hates Hermione Granger. Everything he gives two fucks about is entirely contingent on the decisions that she makes and she doesn't even know it. If he's not careful, she's going to fuck it up for the both of them and then they'll all wind up dead. He never thought his life would depend on having to get between her legs and into her head. _____________________________________________ "I should have known," he said, "It's always the good girls who like it rough. Do you like it rough, Granger? Be honest," he purred into her ear, his left hand rising to wrap itself around her throat as he continued to press his right hand up against her, "I really don't like liars." con•tin•gent: subject to chance; dependent on [all rights go to jkr yuck] [not appropriate for audiences under the age of 18]

Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts as Potions Master to find the ghost of Hermione Granger floating through the halls. Oneshot. Dramione

'Draco let his shock slip through the dense barrier of calm he had constructed, and Snape, the bastard, had the gall to look smug. "I pride myself in being rather adept at spotting imposters, Ms. Adler, and you certainly are a snake hiding in the eagle's nest, are you not?" '"Yes," I was forced to say, even as my stomach churned. I was, I realized. I was, and I had done a damn good job of fooling everyone, even myself.'