There's something going on in this Kingdom. Something more than his parents are letting on. Conker is the youngest of three in the Sky Kingdom, with his sister Lavender and brother Acorn. As he struggles to grow up as a prince in this mythical kingdom, he finds himself often questioning the kingdom's traditions. They're just...stupid. But what is actually going on? There's a crippled, maimed wizard who can barely talk, a medic who seems on edge, a depressed mother, and whispers of a giant, dangerous cat in the dungeon. Nobody will answer Conker's questions. He's expected to just be silent and obey the royal traditions. But he's sick of listening to his parents. He's sick of trying to be the perfect "princely paws". Ignoring and defying traditions, he decides to start investigating what's really going on in this messed up kingdom, with the help of his sister and best friend. Will his curiosity bring out the truth, or will it doom the kingdom? ~ The story will become more developed as it moves along. I also have plans for a second and third book, each with different plots. This one is basically "whoa what's going on at home" then the second one is like "yo what if there's other kingdoms that were forgotten??" and the third book is "man i'm sick of this stupid kingdom >:( i'm leaving. adios mocosos" Regna Felibus is Latin, meaning "Kingdom of Cats", and Astrum is "the star". Cover art is mine.

Written to be gender-neutral so anyone can insert themselves. Because Dedede loves everyone, and everyone loves Dedede. This is not a serious fanfiction so uh you'll have to look elsewhere for that if you're really into King Dedede. Not judging you though. You do you, I guess. Cover artwork credit goes to warpstars/DDDisLoveDDDisLife on DeviantArt; image is from King Dedede Dating Simulator. Definitely play it. https://www.deviantart.com/dddislovedddislife/art/King-Dedede-Dating-Simulator-V1-1-UPDATE-DL-632146055 All images/artwork/media used inside the story (meaning IN the story, not the cover) is mine. **MAIN PLOT PICKS UP AT CHAPTER 6** Everything before that can pretty much be considered fluff or filler. If you just wanna skip right to the action, then chapter 6 is where it starts, and chapter 8 is where it REALLY starts. Alternate Titles: Obsess Over King Dedede Simulator Make Everyone Except Magolor Hate You Meta Knight's Sword In Your Liver x Reader Traumatize Kirby and Bandana Dee By Kidnapping Them And Committing A Hit-And-Run Terrorize Dreamland With Multiple Vehicular Homicides in Your Quest for McDedede's DeBurgers Enter the DreamWorks Cinematic Universe in Your Quest to Become the Ultimate Dedede Simp Axe Knight Verbally Insults You While Dragging You Through A Swamp ASMR

Thanos is madly in love with Shrek the Ogre. He will do anything to be with that cute, Han Solo-dressing, Scottish ogre. But when Shaggy Rogers suddenly interrupts that love and kidnaps Shrek for himself, Thanos must embark on a long, dangerous path to rescue him. Gathering acquaintances along the way, such as Ben Shapiro, Barack Obama, and Steve from Minecraft, they prepare to face Shaggy and his godly powers. They are going to stop Shaggy once and for all, and Thanos and Shrek will finally get the happily ever after they deserve...or will they? [Cover by @Masterhand4444 ! Thank you!] I started writing this around uh...whenever Shaggy became a meme. I haven't written much more recently though, so instead of uploading it all at once (which I was planning to do), I'll upload each chapter semi-regularly. There's about 15 as of right now.

What happens when everyone's favorite pink puffball takes a simple trip to McDonald's, but gets caught up in a war between all the major fast-food chains? This story starts off stupid and simple, but the plot starts to pick up around the McDonald's VS Burger King chapter. Everything that happened in Dreamland was considered normal, with the day-to-day adventures of Kirby and Bandana Waddle Dee, Meta Knight stalking the two, and King Dedede trying to take their food. But when Kirby takes a simple trip to McDonald's, he finds him and his fellow acquaintances caught in the middle of a war: a war of food. It spiraled into the crazy adventures of Meta Knight, King Dedede, Galacta Knight, Magolor, Sword Knight, Blade Knight, Sailor Dee, Waddle Doo, Colonel Sanders, Marx, and Juan the Chihuahua, led by Kirby and Bandana Dee as they try to evade the vengeful fast-food mascots. Will Kirby and friends be able to defeat the fast-food chains, or will they be chopped up and served as Chicken McNuggets to unknowing customers? im not on anything i swear at least i dont think i am