Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

**FINISHED AND IN EDITING ** 21 year old Maisy camrons is an ordinary girl with a past she wish she could change. One day she walks to work and saves the life of a boy in a llama hat from getting hit by a car. Getting hit herself, she ends up in hospital, realising she saved the life of her youtube crush dan howell. As maisy gets to know dan, dan urges to know about maisy's past and what was so bad about it. Maisy is terrified to tell dan the truth and wonders if her past will come back to haunt her if she does tell him. What does she do? I DO NOT OWN DAN, PHIL OR ANY SONGS THAT I MENTION.

Completed! This isn't the first time love had a roommate. It's been five years since the death of her parents and 19-year-old Lillian Camel still mourns their loss while battling with mental illness. Cooped up in her aunt's house, she embarks on a one-girl mission to survive university and get her bachelor's degree as a fashion designer. But she is not going alone. She will need the willpower to face the demons that are coming along with her. But a breakdown in the dormitory system sets Lillian off to a decade-old abandoned dorm to room with the mysterious Noah Sky. Friendly, observant, and extremely attractive, he shares an unlikely trait of secrets with Lillian - secrets that haunt his past. However, they're not the only ones. The dorm has a few of its own. [[Word count: 90,000 - 95,000]] Content/trigger warning: Contains semi-mature themes, language and sexual content ©All Rights Reserved

My name is Elise, and I am 15 years old. I have been living inside an orphan compound for as long as I can remember. No one likes it here, but really, who would? Getting jabbed with needles all the time, and being trapped in a glass room all day isn't really that fun. I've heard of another world where there's these things called 'parents' that watch over them. Apparently I used to have them, and everyone here. I'm not sure if I like these people. What parent would give away their child? Well, I guess I already know that answer. Mine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My name is Tyler. Tyler 3.14. I am training here for the battle I will fight in when I turn 16. I only have 3 months to go until I get to join in fighting for the world. Sounds important, right? It did, until I knew what I was going to be doing. I was going to be a suicide bomber.

“A fairy tale. That’s exactly what my life’s not.” Cinderella Lanning, or better known as Ella, is anything, but a princess. She’s everything Cinderella wasn’t. Then enters Vince Charming who is anything, but charming, or at least to Ella, and when he becomes her teacher? How is Ella supposed to deal? Throw in a few mysterious murders here and there and maybe her life is not so perfect after all. Will she ever get her happily ever after?

(Previously titled: 'Rain On Me') Emilynn is alone. But the difference is, that she likes it that way. Seeing her family die was traumatizing and now she doesn't let anyone in. Until Ian, who forces himself into her life. This is the story of a broken girl and a boy who never gave up on her, because at one point, everyone needs someone.

Ever lost someone who you thought could be your perfect match? Have you ever felt like you have a guardian angel by your side? On a normal August day, Jack Rickley, a 17-year-old boy from Victoria B.C., goes with his father to the fire department he works at. When they get an emergency call that the abandoned antique shop down the road is burning down, Jack and his father rush to the scene. What could happen there may change Jack's life forever. In this story of identity and love, Jack is faced with many choices that could alter his life for the better or worse.

My name is Molly, and I am a walking apocalypse. Death on two legs. Life on the streets of Cheshire makes you hard, but it never prepared me for this. It all started when I stole something, nothing more than a pretty trinket that caught my eye (I didn't say I was honest). Later I find out it's a carrier of black magic. A deadly spell that will end life as we know it. I have days to get it across the world and into the right hands. And only minutes before the men chasing me finally catch up.

Who said we know everything? ...Ask yourself again. If we do, why aren't we able to know that they're with us? We've been living with them for centuries, They reign over the body of waters, from the shallow lakes to the deepest oceans, from the murky depths to the highest peaks,. They are secretly helping us to make good affairs with us, but what we did in return is to destroy their home, they have been hiding from us for ages, but now, their silence have come to an end. they'll come up, to conquer the lands and punish all the humans for all the things they did! THEY ARE THE MERMAIDS, We are about to witness a battle between humans and Mermaids, who will merge as a winner? the landlubbers or the people of the sea? We are about to see a battle that is set on a world where Great Kings ruled the world, where the things that are unbelievable for us is just too common for them. LET THE BATTLE BEGIN *this is a story about a young mermaid princess named Adriana, She is gifted with a magical power called the Siren's voice, The Siren's voice gives heart to Atlantis, One night King Merrick was able to see a glimpse of what is about to happen, he saw Morveren, with an army , King Merrick decided to make a decision, decision that will lead to a big change not only to Atlantis, but also to Adriana, to cut the story short, Adriana inherited the throne, She decided to deal with the devil,she wants to seek revenge , and to get it she needs a human feet, so she asked for a pair of human feet, but will her decision bring the mermaids to good, or will just bring their Kingdom to an end? And what if in the middle of the battle a love between a land lubber and a mermaid rose? .. Let’s watch Adriana as she rise from the depths of the sea to prove that she can do everything,a princess up to change not only her fate, but the fate of her whole Kingdom!