This story is not quite finished and I will probably add to this for a long time. I have invented a new form of writing called tidbitting. NEW PART.

This story demonstrates one of Twong's most stupid yet hilarious hours.

Humorous Poems from a collection of amateur writers

Billy has sick family. He is under a restraining order from his family and he likes to eat his neighbor"s flowers

Hullo! Hullo creatures of the internet! How art thou? Unwell? Ah. Well... I'll soon fix that. Welcome to my super-cool dictionary! It's going to be fun! It's going to be great! It's going to taste like pineapple and honey! Unless you don't like pineapple and honey. Anywho, this is is going to be a collection of words, each of which will be accompanied by a quick humorous sketch. These sketches will be funny. If they're not funny, they're still going to be funny. Because society says so. Let's get started.

Imagine... the most amazing thing ever. Its like a mix between the Eiffel Tower, Apple, Edgar Allan Poe, an afro, and the number 934710488384747. Yeah, its that good.