Me and my hot daddy fuck repeatedly more than he and ms piggy fuck, which is like once a year cuz her fat ass feels insecure about him touching her, so he looks for sex with me because I'm better than her. She's ugly ass trash with an ugly ass fat ass looking ass nose.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

a true love story 😍😍😍

What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a club?

Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?

Trump just couldn't resist Kermit's graceful green lips.

Herosteve book!

no smut family friendly!! its for the Christian ladies who need summa dis before they go to sleep. no potty mouths just positive words.