Me and my hot daddy fuck repeatedly more than he and ms piggy fuck, which is like once a year cuz her fat ass feels insecure about him touching her, so he looks for sex with me because I'm better than her. She's ugly ass trash with an ugly ass fat ass looking ass nose.
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.
Angelina is a mouse. Thomas is a train. Can they ever be?
no smut family friendly!! its for the Christian ladies who need summa dis before they go to sleep. no potty mouths just positive words.
Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...
