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Calibrations: Extras by epichorn31
Calibrations: Extras
epichorn31
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Oneshots and alternate endings from the Calibrations universe. Feel free to leave requests! I'll try to do as many as I can. "saddest book in the universe, read this if you want to cry" - Here_Comes_the_End Cover by @JiYoonMii
Frank Iero and the Meaning of Life by occamsRazor1590
Frank Iero and the Meaning of Life
occamsRazor1590
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Frank Iero, a down-on-his-luck Jersey Mike's employee, realizes that he is actually inside a Frerard fanfiction written by a teenage girl. Warning: This story contains... -Strong Language -Violence -Mild Gore -Mild NSFW scenes -A writer's fragile ego -New Jersey -The Big Gay -Lame puns May also contain nuts. Those with nut allergies are advised to avoid contact with this fanfiction. Please consult a doctor or physician if erection lasts longer than five hours. Original content. Do not steal. If you steal this, the author will break into your house in the middle of the night and drink all of your shampoo. Cover artwork by @ecto.bat on Instagram. You better show her some love and support or else.
Band Geeks Will Never Hurt You by epichorn31
Band Geeks Will Never Hurt You
epichorn31
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  • Parts 12
The title is a lie. Band geeks WILL hurt you. The case in point, of course, is the Cooperstown High School Marching Band, better known as the Black Parade. The administration at the high school isn't exactly known for its intelligence, so they have an annual tradition of sending the one hundred and fifty members of the Black Parade to band camp in Battery City for three days. At first, this year's band camp was just like every other year. The trumpets and the saxophones still hated each other, the freshmen still couldn't march correctly, Pete Wentz was still eating all of the pizza in the cafeteria, and Gerard Way was still trying to convince everyone that "saxy" was a real word. But things didn't stay normal for long. Told from ten different perspectives, this is the story of what happened that fateful year at band camp. Basically just one giant messy bandom AU. Also features Frerard and Peterick. Cover by @endlesstwilght.
The Day We Forgot The Guitarist by epichorn31
The Day We Forgot The Guitarist
epichorn31
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  • Parts 8
Mikey Way was on tour with his two (obviously in love with each other) bandmates when he realized that something was missing. After checking through all of his stuff, he finally figured it out. They were missing their guitarist. Meanwhile, Ray Toro was beginning to panic while he was waiting for his bandmates in a truck stop in the middle of nowhere. After spending hours searching for them, he finally discovered that the rest of My Chemical Romance was already in Chicago, where they were still trying to figure out what they were going to do without him. After all, it seemed increasingly clear that everything would fall apart on the day that My Chemical Romance forgot their guitarist. Collaboration with @RadioSpirit. Odd chapters are in Mikey's POV and even chapters are in Ray's POV. Cover by @rheatorical.
Patrick Stump and the Flying Car Brigade by epichorn31
Patrick Stump and the Flying Car Brigade
epichorn31
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  • Parts 71
Sixth year Hufflepuff Patrick Stump had it all: good grades, a large group of friends, and a loving boyfriend. He expected his sixth year to be perfectly normal, at least by wizarding standards. However, all of that changes thanks to a job opening in Chicago, a mysterious new neighbour, a seemingly blank piece of parchment, and a powder blue Ford Anglia that might just have the ability to fly. Only one thing is for sure. This is going to be one bizarre year for Patrick and his friends. A Harry Potter/Fall Out Boy crossover featuring every emo band in existence and a whole lot of ships (Peterick, Frerard, Phan, Geoffkey, etc). Sequel to Gerard Way and the Triwizard Tournament, so if you care at all about spoilers, read that first. Cover by @BrendonBySleep.
Gerard Way and the Triwizard Tournament by epichorn31
Gerard Way and the Triwizard Tournament
epichorn31
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  • Parts 64
Great things were always expected of Gerard Way. As the eldest child of the Senior Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic, everyone knew that he would succeed at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts, Gerard isn't sure if he can live up to those expectations. His grades are less than stellar, and he is far from popular. Eager to prove himself, Gerard makes two completely irrational decisions that would shape the rest of his life: 1. He starts a band with his one and only friend Ray Toro. 2. He tosses his name into the Goblet of Fire. However, things are never as they seem at Hogwarts. With all of the drama between his fellow students and his growing crush on the Gryffindor Quidditch captain Frank Iero, Gerard will be seriously surprised if he even manages to make it until graduation. A Harry Potter/My Chemical Romance/Frerard fanfic, with some Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, and others thrown in for good measure. Cover by @BrendonBySleep. Trigger warning: so many references that you'll feel like a photo that's been overexposed.
F.T.Willz poems (prolly frank iero no one knows) by ggeewayy
F.T.Willz poems (prolly frank iero no one knows)
ggeewayy
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  • Parts 67
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A Revolution On Canvas (Frerard) by babyspiders
A Revolution On Canvas (Frerard)
babyspiders
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Mr Iero is probably the worst and most inexperienced English teacher on the planet, probably even the worst teacher, or even just the worst human being, but this is probably the worst school on the planet, and everyone knows teaching is just about making sixteen year olds laugh in order to better your ego, or at least that's what Frank keeps telling himself. Mr Way is going to get the art department enough funding to have this trip to Paris, even if he dies accomplishing it; other items on his agenda include defending his position as dominant homosexual, and pretentious artist motherfucker, and the new 'amazing' Mr Iero in room sixty eight B has no hopes of stopping him there, even if he is as cute as everyone says, and even if he is totally all for helping Mr Way getting that trip to Paris.
Never Coming Home // Frerard by the-nxrth-remembers
Never Coming Home // Frerard
the-nxrth-remembers
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  • Parts 33
Gerard Way, a grieving teenager, hears a name in the hospital. And at the time, that's all it was: a name. But little did he know the importance that name would carry. TW: suicidal thoughts, death, self harm, depression, mentions of alcoholism
But You're Beautiful to me (Frerard) by RosalindMey
But You're Beautiful to me (Frerard)
RosalindMey
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  • Parts 23
Gerard Way meets a new guy in his school, and tries to guide him for the first few days. Of course, it all spirals downhill (and uphill!) from there.