"we try staying up late but we both are light weights yeah we get off our face, too easy and we take jokes way too far 'cause sometimes living's too hard we're like two halves of one heart" • Book One • where Albus, Rose, and Scorpius are in Ravenclaw and also happen to be internet famous. They battle through their final summer as Hogwarts students, trying to be normal teenagers and find out not everything will go the way they want. my inspiration for this comes from the fanfiction 'The Fred Weasley Memorial Project' by Ad Astra on harrypotterfanfiction.com. 12/10 would recommend reading that fic. Not Cursed Child Compliant 《46,860 words》

Professor Albus Potter has been asked to teach sex education to the 5th years at Hogwarts. The students question his credibility on the topic and cause him to take a step back and reevaluate his relationship and sex life. (Disclaimer: This does not correspond with The Cursed Child plot so please don't bring it up or compare because it's an AU ) *UNFINISHED*

This is just a collection of Scorbus short stories or one shots. I have many, many ideas for my boys but most don't make it into an actual story so I decided to dump them here. Hope you enjoy! This ranges from fluffy to smut, from Hogwarts days to random AU's. There will be a description at the beginning of each story :)

albus is interested in the dark arts, and it doesn't help that his best mate is a son of former death eater, draco malfoy. harry is a bit worried about his sons decisions. 《32,800 words》

COMPLETED. THEY HAVE PHONES, BUT IT'S NOT A TEXTING STORY !!! small texts are included. not a texting story, though.