A story about two girls who are best friends, lovers, and lobsters. All at once.

“i give a fuck. i give a lot of fucks, actually. i'm a prostitute of feelings.”

"It was a shame, really. What a fabulous sweatshirt, and it was already ruined." Marla Cooper is forgetful. She fails to recall everything from birthdays to the Pythagorean theorem-- and that includes checking her sweatshirt's pockets before she throws it in the washer. After the washers on her dorm floor explode, Marla finds herself relocating to the hole-in-the-wall laundromat, Sheets, for all her laundry needs. Turns out, so does a certain black-haired boy named Haruki Ozawa, the one person Marla couldn’t forget if she tried.

in which a girl looks at the world around her trying to decipher the real meaning of love. 1st book in the is/are series cover credits: @lenity published and copyright 2015 (slowly-dyxng) #4 in Poetry [lowercase intended]

A journey through the love of a young couple told in reverse – starting from where it all fell apart and ending in where it all began. Copyright © 2014 CrayonChomper cover by lydiarse

Rosie Alder-Pembrook isn’t planning on letting her ultra-feminist club get shut down due to the senior class council’s budget cutbacks (and to be honest, it’s kind of killing her senior year buzz). But when it seems that the only way to revive it is to strike a deal with the semi-sexist/mostly ignorant Class Council president, Peter Bevan, to help him fix what he broke with ex-girlfriend/real life Barbie doll, Ella Hall, she’s made to wonder if it’s quite worth selling her soul over. And so, alongside her best friend, (who she’s sure wasn’t always this hot) a group of angry teenage feminists, and the outlandishly willing drama department, Rosie embarks on a mission to reclaim her beloved club – at whatever the cost.

includes comedies, satires, and tragedies.

❝Roses have thorns, my dear, but so do you. ❞ In which Jan falls into an existential crisis, and Pete is there for her, if only in the form of words on her screen.

For most people, tradition consists of Christmas dinners, movie nights, and Sundays in the bakery down the street. For Leighton Carrie and Charles Elliot, tradition brings them one hundred and two stories up; to the top of the Empire State Building every first of September.

there are four seasons. all have a million stories.