I'm sorry

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #1 in the shrek tag!

this is for everyone who wants shrek to be their sugar daddy

from enemies to lovers in one debate. the magical story of the two presidents who fell in love

linguini stepped forward, his bare legs shining in the moonlight. he looked at remy with an expression of pure lust. remy couldn't help but see a certain sadness behind his eyes. he was determined to make linguini happy. "you are my everything, my world. i would die without you, my little chef."

This is NOT a lemon smut they're lemon fruits there can be quotes there and rhyming and sentences you already heard

I guess she took the kids huh

Remy meets the snobby Stuart Little and hate turns to love. The rodents have sexual intercourse and discover things they never knew. The gay lovers head to a gay rat wedding in the states. credit to the illustrator: IAmBean2018

You didn't do your spanish lessons, so duolingo is coming for your ass.

One fateful night, your teacher, the Duolingo owl, invites you over to his home to tutor you for a Spanish test in two days. He discovers shortly into the session that you neglected to practice your vocabulary words. Again. He's angry. Very. Berry. Angry. With you. Will you get adequately punished? ~~Read this story to find out~~