What you're about to read isn't just a story. It's not a simple novel or sequel to some ridiculous fanfiction. This isn't even a work of fiction at all. For me, this was a little too real.. If you think really hard, you might even learn something about these useless words your brain is absorbing. This could teach you much more than being packed in a classroom forced to memorize mathematic functions and what country was blamed for World War II. This is the study of mind, and I will try my best to explain the series of events that led to my overall dilemma. Including the reason I watch Kenneth McCormick so closely sometimes.

Warning: this is gay, like really gay. Like so gay that I cringed while writing it. Just a heads up. Stan wants to learn how to do the waltz for the upcoming dance at school. And assuming correctly, he gets Kyle to show him how. There is obviously swearing in this, it is South Park. Speaking of these characters are not mine. They belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker

It's been two years since Stan and Kyle stopped being friends. Stan turned to alcohol to numb himself, while Kyle buried himself in school. They both convinced themselves they didn't need each other, but Stan can't ignore Kyle anymore when he realizes he has feelings for him. (100% credit to artist of the cover)

A bunch of gay ass oneshots basically. So far it contains: Bunny, Creek, Kyman, Style, Stylenny, Stutters, Jyle, Tyde, Cryle, Kyutters, Jimtim, Twenny, Steek, Bratters, K2, Twutters, Carters, Dip, Taren (Tricia x Karen), Trenters, Fike, Kenman, Bendy, Cryde. I dont ship all of these but tbh im just a sucker for any south park ship. Will do any requests so don't be afraid to ask! Im honestly so surprised anyone likes this like fr I didn't even think I would have one. You guys are awesome ☺