Not all of these are exactly funny. Oh well, have fun reading!

[COMPLETED] You've all heard the story of Harry James Potter, the boy-who-lived. But what if he had a twin? Melody Potter is the twin sister of Harry Potter, though apart from the lightning-bolt scars on their foreheads, they couldn't be any more different. Follow the twins though the most eventful first year at Hogwarts a student's ever had. *I do not own Harry Potter. Rights to J.K. Rowling.*

In this story Harry is abused by his aunt and uncle. When Ron is worried because Harry is not replying to his owls he sets off with Fred and Gorge to see whats wrong. When they find him they realise how much help he really needs. Set in summer hols after 1st book. Sences of child abuse. I don't own harry potter... Yet!

Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Harry Potter Fanfiction reading list! -- When your mind is all you can trust, what happens when your memories fail you? After being homeschooled for the past four years, Cecilia Vance enters her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry only to find her school life suddenly intertwined with that of Sirius Black, a rebellious delinquent as attractive as he is irritating. To top it all off, when a life-changing letter arrives by owl on her very first day, Cecilia quickly finds that she has a lot more to worry about than just surviving Hogwarts. Forget school, she'll have to be stuck with Sirius Black forever... as an arranged marriage? Yeah, life's good. ROMANCE | FANTASY | COMEDY | ADVENTURE **COMPLETED