"if you want to kill a god , aim for it's heart" "Why?" "Because it's fragile , like ours " He aimed , but never fired -•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•-•- Suggestive content , explicit conversations about sexual themes and attraction , panic attacks , please proceed with caution . No real names used , just George's but there's nothing I can do that .

Most of these will be platonic but i can do ships as well feel free to request :D (Art is not mine!!)

tw; aggressive language/swearing, alcohol mentions + usage, smut, manipulative/abusive actions. - ... "You like how wrong this is." ... Alex was just a lit match. Schlatt was the gasoline that refused to pour.

THIS STORY IS SATIRE

Bestfriends for hell, 9 years? More? Dream and Sapnap have always been inseparable. A stupid bet is where it started, calls on Discord, next thing they know, Dream is in his car, driving to Texas. Cover art is by @/ColorfulKooks on twitter:) If the artist has any trouble with me using it I will change the cover :3 No major TW's that I can think of right now. If anything remotely triggering is included in any chapters, I will make sure to give y'all a heads up:) Most likely will have drug use (weed only) and alcohol consumption, oh and 99.9999% chance of smut;) NUMBER 1 IN THE DREAMNAP TAG?!?! Y'all are insane holy shit (April 11, 2021)

❗I have just cleaned out/deleted some chapters because I didn't like them, so that's why the book is no longer at 200 chapters :] ❗ 💬₊💌♡ ☁️ Book started: 8th of December 2020 ‎ ͙ ͙۪۪̥ ͙ ♡𐡘 𐡘♡𐡘 𐡘 ֎ 𐡘 𐡘♡𐡘 𐡘♡ ͙ ͙۪۪̥ ͙ 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 : 19/1/2021 = 1st in dreamnotnap 5/2/2021 = 1st in fundywastaken 5/2/2021 = 1st in tubboinnit 3/3/2021 = 1st in dreamsoot ‎ ͙ ͙۪۪̥ ͙ ♡𐡘 𐡘♡𐡘 𐡘 ֎ 𐡘 𐡘♡𐡘 𐡘♡ ͙ ͙۪۪̥ ͙