Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

kalopsia. the delusion of things being more beautiful than they really are. ❩ RANKINGS ── 001 -kalopsia 002 -animeau 004 -narutoau 025 -narutouzumaki 064 -sasukeuchiha a sasuke uchiha fanfiction. @ vvnnllaa 2025.

Daffodil was born into chaos - the unwanted daughter of a reckless biker and a bitter club girl. Cast aside, betrayed, and forced to survive a brutal childhood, Daffodil spent her early years fighting battles no child should face. Betrayed by the father she worshipped, humiliated by the boy she once loved, she learned early that love was a lie. When her only source of light, her baby brother Nate, comes into her life, Daffodil becomes both sister and protector. But one act of violence tears them apart from the only world they've known. Twelve years later, Daffodil has risen from the ashes. No longer the broken, lonely girl of the past, she has become a powerful, untouchable force - the head of a fashion empire, admired, feared, and envied. With Nate thriving under her fierce protection, Daffodil has built a life so dazzling that even her old enemies can only watch from afar. But when Blaze - the father who betrayed her - learns the devastating truth he was too blind to see, he comes searching for the children he abandoned. Torn between rage and the little brother who dreams of knowing his real father, Daffodil is forced back into the world that once destroyed her. A story of survival, vengeance, and healing, and most importantly about a woman who refused to stay broken - a woman who made the world bow to her strength, and who will never again let anyone decide her worth.

Eleven years after her mother's disappearance Y/N L/N is finally getting the chance to look for answers within the Survey Corps. Her mother; Mona Simmons, was a captain infamous for her wild beliefs, and after her disappearance, her reputation has only grown. Though, none of that helps Y/N answer the many questions she was left with. Y/N spent 11 years as a Garrison soldier taking care of her sick father, now, at 26, she's ready to find the truth at any cost.

~ AVAILABLE ON AMAZON: https://www.amazon.com/dp/164434193X ~ She hated riding the subway. It was cramped, smelled, and the seats were extremely uncomfortable to sit on for hours on end. Now add a group of crazy mask-wearing, weapon-wielding, maniacs to the ever growing list of reasons why Gemma hated riding the subway. Gemma Conners is your average eighteen year old and for the past two years she's been riding the subway to and from school with no problem. She always expected the same ol' same ol'. Cramped spaces, hard seats, and perverts staring her up and down and "accidentally" bumping into her and blaming it on the train as it jostled people into one another. Never did she expect a group of masked men to rush in and hold everyone onboard hostage, demanding that they all play along with their sick and twisted idea of a "game". It was either that or die. To add on to her ever growing list of problems, one of the passengers onboard just so happens to be Archer Daniels, your typical high school "heartthrob" and Gemma's classmate. Her day just kept getting better and better. With Gemma's luck, she'd be lucky if she lasted five minutes. Yep. She really hated the subway. *Book Cover Credit: Irah Marie* Thanks again for making such an AMAZING cover!❤️

Fate [feyt] noun; something that unavoidably befalls a person; that which is inevitably predetermined. He was ready to die, he had already seen his fate. But the universe works in mysterious ways. No one could ever see what this was going to lead to. DISCLAIMER: Naruto universe and characters is owned by Masashi Kishimoto. I only own plot and additional characters.

𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇--ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴠᴇ, ǫᴜɪᴇᴛ, sᴏғᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ. ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ʜᴇ ғᴇʟʟ, ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀʟʟʏ, ɪɴᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ᴀʀᴍs. [ʏ/ɴ], ᴀ ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇ ʙɪʀᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀ ɴᴇᴡ ғᴇᴀᴛʜᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴀɴɪᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴀɴsғᴏʀᴍ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ɢᴏʀɢᴇᴏᴜs, ʙʀᴏᴏᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴀɴ... ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴏᴏᴋs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʟᴇᴀɴs ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴇᴀʟs ʜᴇʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ. ғʀᴏᴍ sᴜʀᴘʀɪsᴇ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋғᴀsᴛs ᴛᴏ sᴛᴏʟᴇɴ ɢʟᴀɴᴄᴇs, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴄᴏᴢʏ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ʜɪᴅᴇs ᴀ sᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴋɴᴏᴡ..

One soul. Two lives. One destiny. ***** Torn apart by the gods, twin sisters, Sheala and Cassandra, are each anointed by the Fates to end the war raging upon Geiha. The sisters, one of the light and one of the dark, find themselves on the opposite sides of the conflict between the remnants of the ancient Kingdom of Hitithe and the evil empire of a vampiric Blood Lord. Their separate paths set them on a course where facing their destiny means ultimately facing each other. While one runs from this inevitability, the other has embraced it. And the fate of the world will depend upon which one shall ultimately claim it. Cover designed by Ray Gardener

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"The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" is about a young boy growing up along the Mississippi River.