THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!! "mrs. howell, your son was born..." the doctor, dr. madison, takes a deep breath. "perfectly healthy. you've given birth to a god." - in which being born with a disease or condition is normal, and those born healthy are declared gods. //phan + a bit of kickthestickz //lowercase intended //angst + fluff

in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

{COMPLETED} Phil Lester is famous. Though not famous as you might think... Phil is famous in the internet; for being a fan account. Phil is famous almost everywhere. From his fanfictions to his Twitter and Tumblr. Though no one knew about these. This was Phil's dirty little secret. When Phil moves to a new school, he hopes no one there knew his accounts. After all it would be a shock for someone who hasn't come out yet to be exposed of his smut novels and gay fanart. When Phil is put into a empty room by himself, he is already on his phone on Twitter, as he had no one else. Until a boy came up to him and said a few words that would change their friendship and maybe something more: "erm hi so my name is Dan"

Dan should be old enough to know not to fall in love with the voice on the radio. famous!phil & fanboy!dan [highest: #1 in phanfiction]

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

For 15 years, Daniel Howell has trained as an undercover spy and policeman for an agency called SACM (Secret Agency of Criminal Management.) When his commander assigns him to an easier case - a simple drug bust - he meets his suspect, Phil Lester. Once he proves if he's innocent or guilty, Dan can simply leave and go on with life. But what is it about this particular suspect that causes the pain in Dan's chest? Can Dan simply move on after this? Will his strict commander even let him? Rated: 10+ (graphic situations)

my name is dan, not danielle × somewhat based off of the short film boy (HIGHEST RANKING: #2 in fanfiction)

Straight camp - a horrible place where people are sent to become straight. They will beat you, starve you, and torture you until you are "cured." But not anymore. A group called the Rebellion, lead by the proud lesbian Rosa, is ready to break free. Seventeen year old Phil Lester is nervous to go, but is convinced by the one he loves, the beautiful Dan Howell. Will they make it out together and be free, or will the torture and pain persist on and on...? (Warnings and triggers: rough language, derogatory words, angst, thoughts of suicide, self harm)

✓~ Percy Jackson has had a crush on Jason for as long as he can remember, tall and handsome, the perfect leader, gorgeous blonde hair, the list goes on and Percy loves all of it. Only the thing is, he's got no chance. The football captain and prefect with the slightly-punk-skateboarding nobody? Yeah, no. Lucky for Percy, he's got his best friends Annabeth Chase and Piper McLean. And so starts the mission to 'Woo Jason Grace'

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