***Winner of the Wattys 2016 for Hidden Gems*** The Edgewise exists everywhere and nowhere. A sanctuary to all realms, should you find the door. Managed by one Macklemore Edgewise, proprietor, guardian of the between places, and barman of mystery. If the tavern accepts you, abide by the rules. 1. Leave all conflicts outside. 2. No murdering one another. Occasional maiming and righteous wounding exempt. 3. Never leave the door open. There's no telling what will sneak in. Cover art by Krazydiamond

(THIS VERSION IF TOSTP HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. PLEASE READ THE CURRENT VERSION THAT CAN BE FOUND ON MY PROFILE) Two humanoid creatures called creti, Ackely (left) and Ogden (right), embark on several strange, whimsical journeys and adventures across most outlandish lands as astonishingly odd friends and foes cross their path. The two have suspicions of their favorite band, The Blue Onions, being Descendants, ancient and mythical creatures said to come from the other side of the world with a goal to wipe out all of cretus-kind. However, when the two pursue the musicians, they're lead on a string of adventures and see things they never thought were possible. Will the two conquer danger after danger, or will they fall into the chasm formed from their mistakes?