Fanfictions are the lifeblood of active imaginations. And in a galaxy far, far away, a Star Wars fan can get lost in tales that play with the threads that mark canon's boundaries. But what happens when the line between fiction and reality gets cut? In which an unsuspecting fangirl is dropped into a Star Wars fic. ~~~ Warning: this story does contain instances of foul language and depictions of violence You can also find this story on AO3 under the same pen name!

• 2021 Wattys Winner • „Hey, ihr Wichser, beamt mich hoch", verlangt eine verwaschene Stimme aus dem Lautsprecher. „Wer spricht da?", fragt ein verstört aussehender Kommunikant zurück. „Wer spricht da", äfft der junge Mann am anderen Ende ihn nach, „Wer soll es schon sein, Scotty, Pikachu natürlich. Frisch aus dem Urlaub zurück und bereit, dich unfähigen Fleischklumpen unter Strom zu setzen." „Agent Green?" „Wer sonst, Bärchen?" Ein Supersoldat mit Ego-Problem landet nach einer seiner Missionen auf einem Raumschiff voller Rekruten - und muss zusammen mit seinem leuchtenden Oktopus Strafstunden als Dozent leisten, während ein intergalaktischer Krieg tobt. ~ 》abgeschlossen 》cover: bilder von pinterest, zusammengebastelt von yours truly 》attenzione: enthält schimpfwörter; mein protagonist flucht gerne (wie die beschreibung eventuell anklingen lässt) 》2021 beendet

In ferner Zukunft hat die Menschheit das Sonnensystem besiedelt. Verwaltet und kontrolliert wird weiterhin alles von der Erde. Dies sorgt für Missmut bei den fernen, dunklen Kolonien jenseits des Pluto, wo die Sonne kaum mehr scheint und wo im Schatten verbrecherische Forschungen betrieben werden. Das junge Mädchen Nadia arbeitet im Gasthof "Die sieben Kastanien" auf dem Jupiter Mond Ganymed, als eines Tages der gewaltige Kreuzzeug vom äußeren Ring her beginnt und droht das gesamte Sonnensystem zu verbrennen. Ihr ruhiges Leben kommt zu einem Ende als die Soldaten vom gefürchteten Zwergplaneten Eris Fuß auf ihre Heimat setzten und sie in Kontakt mit einigen der mächtigsten Menschen des Sonnensystems tritt.

[THIS STORY IS FREE WITH EXCLUSIVE BONUS CONTENT] A fake relationship, a diabolical plan and a threat to the human race. The only thing that ties them together is an eighteen year old girl's choice, that could change the course of everything. *** Every year five hundred children are abducted from planet Earth and taken to Pluto to serve as slaves to aliens who are far superior to the human species. When a slave turns eighteen they are allowed to choose their fate for the rest of their lives. They are only given three choices; remain a slave, become a fighter or serve as a Plutonian's lover. For the past eleven years, Aria has spent every second waiting for an opportunity to escape and when she's offered a dangerous but rewarding arrangement by a prominent Plutonian, she is quick to agree. But when the lines between love and hatred blur, will Aria ever be able to escape or will her risky circumstances kill her first? Editor's Picks 2021 *Winner of the Spotlight Awards* *Highest rank so far: #4 in Aliens #1 in dystopian #3 in romance (10/2/21) Cover by @Greenteadragon

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hires an assassin to kill him at a random time and place within the month. Unfortunately for Peter, right after he orders the hit, a treatment is discovered that would add decades to his life. Now Peter Katz has to start running, until the month-long deadline ends. Desperate to survive, he has to deal with tall-dwarves, unionized suicide workers, art terrorism and all the insanity that being alive has to offer. Will he make it to the end of the month? Or will Peter Katz live a life's worth of craziness in however many days he has left? For what is Comedy, but Tragedy + Time? [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]